What one thing MUST you do today, or else? - Page 5

Dina · 10-14-2014, 01:51 AM

I must to lead my daughter to gymnastics. And then we both will go to my dances. This is our Tuesday... The other days are easier.

DanaC · 10-14-2014, 05:46 AM

Hallo Dina! Welcome to the Cellar.

Dina · 10-14-2014, 07:02 AM

Hello! Thank you!

I am afraid a little bit. I think I will make many mistakes. But I will be glad if you correct me.

DanaC · 10-14-2014, 01:38 PM

ha! Well, you seem to be doing just fine so far

Gravdigr · 10-26-2014, 04:53 PM

I must scoot.

Toodles!

Gravdigr · 10-27-2014, 07:09 AM

There I was, scooting down the road on my way home, minding my own bidness, when, what's that? There, in the road. Is that? Is that a snake? It was a little cool, just after dark, and there, ran over in the road, was about four feet of what looked like the skinniest copperhead snake I've ever seen. First snake I've seen this year, I think.

Like I said, it was dark, and I didn't want to inspect a copperhead up close and personal, dead or not, so, I whipped out my old digital camera for a couple of snaps, so I could inspect it later, from the comfort and safety of my computer.

Well, might as well stop putting it off...here's my "snake":

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That, friends and neighbors is about four feet of nylon tie-down strap.

I must be a moron.

Gravdigr · 10-27-2014, 07:10 AM

Hey, I said it was dark...

glatt · 10-27-2014, 08:29 AM

Looks like a snake to me.

I was walking with my wife years ago, and she saw a stick that looked a lot like a snake right there on the sidewalk. So she bent down to pick it up and examine it more closely, when it moved. Startled her and made me laugh.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-27-2014, 10:22 AM

How do you know it wasn't a snake dressed as a strap for Halloween?

Carruthers · 10-27-2014, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Hey, I said it was dark...

These things happen, Grav...

Quote:

'Escaped crocodile' was inflatable toy, police discover

Police officers called out to a report of a suspected escaped crocodile in Plymouth discovered the "animal" was an inflatable toy.

A woman called for help after she saw the 3ft (1m) imitation reptile in her garden at Cundy Close at 12:20 BST.

She asked two neighbours for assistance but called emergency services after they agreed it was too dangerous to approach the creature unarmed.

Police snapped into gear arriving with snare poles, nets and riot shields.

Devon and Cornwall Police also alerted a team of wildlife experts from Dartmoor Zoo to help.

The officers threw water over the "crocodile" from a safe distance and gingerly approached when it did not move. It was only then, on closer inspection, they realised it was harmless.

Despite warnings to never smile at a crocodile, they were left grinning as they removed the toy from the garden and placed it in police custody.

While the police response was scaled back, Dartmoor Zoo team was stood down.

BBC News Devon

xoxoxoBruce · 10-27-2014, 12:31 PM

A friend is a Animal Control Officer (dog catcher) over in New Jersey. She's been called out more than once for rubber critters, usually snakes.

Gravdigr · 12-12-2014, 08:28 AM

I must sleep. Today. Soon.

Now, maybe.

Nitenite.

monster · 12-12-2014, 08:51 AM

some housework that actually make a fucking visible difference

sexobon · 12-12-2014, 10:52 AM

Does that kind of housework require wearing a French maid uniform?

classicman · 12-12-2014, 10:19 PM

Mailing a SS gift. I suck. Still not done.

10-14-2014, 01:51 AM	#61
Dina Is it correctly written? Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Russia, Moscow. Posts: 10	I must to lead my daughter to gymnastics. And then we both will go to my dances. This is our Tuesday... The other days are easier. Last edited by Dina; 10-14-2014 at 01:56 AM.

10-26-2014, 04:53 PM	#65
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	What one thing MUST you do today, or else? I must scoot. Toodles! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-27-2014, 07:09 AM	#66
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	There I was, scooting down the road on my way home, minding my own bidness, when, what's that? There, in the road. Is that? Is that a snake? It was a little cool, just after dark, and there, ran over in the road, was about four feet of what looked like the skinniest copperhead snake I've ever seen. First snake I've seen this year, I think. Like I said, it was dark, and I didn't want to inspect a copperhead up close and personal, dead or not, so, I whipped out my old digital camera for a couple of snaps, so I could inspect it later, from the comfort and safety of my computer. Well, might as well stop putting it off...here's my "snake": That, friends and neighbors is about four feet of nylon tie-down strap. I must be a moron. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-27-2014, 07:10 AM	#67
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Hey, I said it was dark... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-27-2014, 10:22 AM	#69
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	How do you know it wasn't a snake dressed as a strap for Halloween? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-14-2014, 07:02 AM	#63
Dina Is it correctly written? Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Russia, Moscow. Posts: 10	Hello! Thank you! I am afraid a little bit. I think I will make many mistakes. But I will be glad if you correct me.

10-27-2014, 08:29 AM	#68
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Looks like a snake to me. I was walking with my wife years ago, and she saw a stick that looked a lot like a snake right there on the sidewalk. So she bent down to pick it up and examine it more closely, when it moved. Startled her and made me laugh.

10-27-2014, 12:31 PM	#71
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	A friend is a Animal Control Officer (dog catcher) over in New Jersey. She's been called out more than once for rubber critters, usually snakes. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-12-2014, 08:28 AM	#72
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I must sleep. Today. Soon. Now, maybe. Nitenite. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-12-2014, 08:51 AM	#73
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	some housework that actually make a fucking visible difference __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-12-2014, 10:52 AM	#74
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Does that kind of housework require wearing a French maid uniform?

12-12-2014, 10:19 PM	#75
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Mailing a SS gift. I suck. Still not done. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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