08-09-2005, 06:32 AM | #736 |
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08-09-2005, 08:19 AM | #737 |
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I have never seen the Family Guy.
I really think it looks like Michael Moore.
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08-09-2005, 08:40 AM | #738 | |
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08-09-2005, 09:49 AM | #739 | |
dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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08-09-2005, 10:18 AM | #740 |
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What about the Effect?
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08-09-2005, 01:25 PM | #741 | |
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08-09-2005, 02:07 PM | #742 |
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So...I'm driving to work today, and I'm behind a beater of a Chevy pickup. You know the kind. Pale blue and rust tailgate on a brown and rust body. Step bumper with two hitch balls...and two other balls.
I couldn't see them real well at first, so I got over to the side for a better look. I suspected what I was seeing, but until I got off to the side, away from the low-slung bumper, I couldn't tell for sure. Yup, there they were, in all of their molded plastic, flesh-colored, bulging-vein glory. Truck balls. I laughed for about two miles, both for the inherent humor of it all, and out of relief that the brain-dead buckaroo driving the old heap with a "Speed kills, so drive a Ford and live forever" decal on the back window wouldn't smash into me somehow...either out of simple aggression or pure lack of sufficient thought power.
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08-09-2005, 02:08 PM | #743 |
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So...I'm driving to work today, and I'm behind a beater of a Chevy pickup. You know the kind. Pale blue and rust tailgate on a brown and rust body. Step bumper with two hitch balls...and two other balls.
I couldn't see them real well at first, so I got over to the side for a better look. I suspected what I was seeing, but until I got off to the side, away from the low-slung bumper, I couldn't tell for sure. Yup, there they were, in all of their molded plastic, flesh-colored, bulging-vein glory. Truck balls. I laughed for about two miles, both for the inherent humor of it all, and out of relief that the brain-dead buckaroo driving the old heap with a "Speed kills, so drive a Ford and live forever" decal on the back window wouldn't smash into me somehow...either out of simple aggression or pure lack of sufficient thought power.
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08-09-2005, 03:52 PM | #744 |
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please tell me you exposed yourself, and others, to danger and possible death by taking a photo while you should have been looking at the road.
i reallyreallyreally don't want to find out that you went home and snapped a shot of your own equipment for our benefit.
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08-09-2005, 07:01 PM | #745 |
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It was one of those "Why don't I have a camera with me?" moments, actually. That pic came from the 'Net.
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08-09-2005, 11:50 PM | #746 |
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Bruce I dare ya to put a set of these on UT's new ride !!!!!!!
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08-10-2005, 12:18 PM | #747 |
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Damnit--I meant to mention that I saw a pair of silver metal balls just like those hanging off of a truck about 3 weeks ago. It made me laugh too...I don't remember the kind of truck, but it was new, had big 'ole dual exhaust and this really deep growly sound, and the balls just fit the package. He was in front of me on an on ramp, and I tried to get next to him to see the driver, but couldn't. I was dying to see who would put balls on their truck.
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08-10-2005, 12:49 PM | #748 |
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It is only logical for us to start a company to make truck wangs at this point, to further accessorize the dangly bits, doncha think?
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08-10-2005, 01:14 PM | #749 | |
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08-10-2005, 03:17 PM | #750 | |
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