09-10-2009, 09:50 PM | #7501 |
Master Dwellar
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Leave it out for a few days. You'll get what you want.
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09-10-2009, 09:55 PM | #7502 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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09-11-2009, 07:52 AM | #7503 |
Blatantly Homosapien
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^^^^^^^
"I can haz cassell!
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09-11-2009, 06:13 PM | #7504 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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Wun day all dis will be my mine.
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09-11-2009, 08:03 PM | #7505 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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There must be some kind of way out of here
Said the joker to the thief There's too much confusion I can't get no relief Businessmen, they drink my wine Plowmen dig my earth None will level on the line Nobody of it is worth No reason to get excited The thief he kindly spoke There are many here among us Who feel that life is but a joke But you and I, we've been through that And this is not our fate So let us not talk falsely now The hour's getting late, hey All along the watchtower Princes kept the view While all the women came and went Barefoot servants too Outside in the cold distance A wild cat did growl Two riders were approaching And the wind began to howl, hey All along the watchtower All along the watchtower
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
09-11-2009, 10:05 PM | #7506 |
Back in 10
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I could not decide if this was NSFW since it is a food item...
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09-12-2009, 03:48 AM | #7507 |
Sir Post-A-Lot
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A "hot" rod pepper?
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09-12-2009, 09:38 AM | #7508 |
Blatantly Homosapien
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peters.
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09-12-2009, 11:21 AM | #7509 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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09-12-2009, 02:41 PM | #7510 |
Your Bartender
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09-12-2009, 08:10 PM | #7511 |
I'm still a jerk
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If you hungry and you know raise your hand.
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09-13-2009, 09:11 AM | #7512 |
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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That would be a leg. Raise your leg up high.
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09-15-2009, 12:55 AM | #7513 |
I'm still a jerk
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Putting your foot in your mouth-your doing it wrong
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09-15-2009, 10:42 PM | #7514 |
To shreds, you say?
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"No, she was really ugly, coyote ugly."
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09-16-2009, 11:20 PM | #7515 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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