09-27-2009, 04:57 PM | #7546 |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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There is *no* way I'm putting my dick anywhere near that thing. I'll piss my pants first.
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09-27-2009, 07:00 PM | #7547 |
Blatantly Homosapien
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That's why it hasn't been patented yet. Nobody will test it.
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09-28-2009, 03:24 PM | #7548 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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whatthe...
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09-28-2009, 03:26 PM | #7549 |
Come on, cat.
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Reminds me of the Big Mistake guy...
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09-28-2009, 09:27 PM | #7550 |
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The bellbottoms and the phone booth are screaming 70's.
...looks like we got us a convoy...... Right around the corner are "14 friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus".
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09-29-2009, 12:36 AM | #7551 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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Looks like GARY has one too many letters in his name.
...Not that there's anything wrong with that....
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09-29-2009, 08:14 AM | #7552 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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I can handle the 70s aspect...it's that POSE. Freak o' nature.
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09-30-2009, 11:36 AM | #7553 |
I got nothing
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You cruel bastards! He obviously has a severe case of scoliosis.
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09-30-2009, 09:25 PM | #7554 |
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I ain't heard nobody wantin' to eat that fucker yet. Imagine that.
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10-04-2009, 05:05 PM | #7555 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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10-05-2009, 10:54 AM | #7556 |
amnesic-confabulatory opsimath
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Beware the zebra-crossing!
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10-05-2009, 11:02 AM | #7557 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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And beware the cross zebra....
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10-05-2009, 11:06 AM | #7558 |
Gone and done
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A Møøse once bit my sister ...
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10-05-2009, 08:50 PM | #7560 |
I hear them call the tide
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no, on the ass.
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