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02-23-2012, 05:50 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Location: Austin, TX
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I cut the ever-loving shit out of my middle finger today with a vegetable peeler--just a little ol' vegetable peeler!--and now half the fingernail is gone. And with the large hunk of gauze wrapped around it, it's now significantly taller and puts me in a perpetual state of flipping everyone off.
Plz be sorry about my finger. |
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02-23-2012, 05:52 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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finger, I can't be mad at you.
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02-23-2012, 05:52 PM
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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lol...I am sorry for you Clod. Those peelers are nasty pieces of kitchen equipment! I've done it before although not as well as you appear to have done.
Hope it gets better soon. xx
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02-23-2012, 06:23 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Sending finger love now.
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02-23-2012, 09:16 PM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Sorry about your finger I am.
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02-23-2012, 09:45 PM
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Are you knock-kneed?
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Middle Hoosierland
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Ha...I sliced the tip of my idex finger while peeling potatoes tonight. My finger is sorry for your finger.
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02-24-2012, 08:43 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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I'm not sorry about your finger. You know why? Because now you can tell Mr. Fob that you can't wash any dishes because you have a cut on your finger. You can pawn that chore off onto him for at least three days.
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02-24-2012, 09:07 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Location: Austin, TX
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Ha! Mr. Clod actually does the dishes already, because it's his fault we don't finish eating dinner until 9:00 and by 9:30 I need to be getting ready for bed. He usually gets around to doing them about midnight, and says he really doesn't mind it because it's "contemplative."
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02-24-2012, 09:07 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Does he have a much older brother?
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02-24-2012, 09:18 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Location: Austin, TX
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Yes, but he's gay.
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02-24-2012, 09:19 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Story of my life, girlfriend, story of my life.
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02-24-2012, 09:23 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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02-24-2012, 10:43 AM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Infi does not want to be a beard, thank you very much.
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02-24-2012, 10:57 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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I'd be a moustache for the right guy, though.
 omg was that ME? 
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02-24-2012, 12:38 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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