01-19-2010, 05:30 PM | #751 |
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A whole new spin on "praise God and pass the ammunition". Makes me want to get a gubmint sight contract and inscribe a pentagram somewhere. I mean, fair's fair, right?
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01-19-2010, 10:54 PM | #752 |
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How about a reference to...what was that thing in the bible about thou shalt not... what was it? Damn, it's on the tip of my tongue...
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01-20-2010, 06:29 AM | #753 |
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The Sepoy Revolt, which started the Indian Rebellion, was precipitated by issue that the cartridges for the rifles were greased in animal fat made from pigs and cows. The soldiers had to bite the cartridges to release the powder, and this would defile the Muslims and case the Hindus to break caste rules. Troubles followed because of - presumably accidental - stupidity.
Today, the rifles issued to Iraqi and Afghan soldiers have Bible citations slipped in. What could possibly go wrong?
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01-20-2010, 07:27 AM | #754 |
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01-20-2010, 09:31 AM | #755 |
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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UK Olympian Suffers Major Wardrobe Malfunction on Bobsled Track
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01-20-2010, 09:46 AM | #756 |
Come on, cat.
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Bust a cap?
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01-20-2010, 10:07 AM | #757 |
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01-20-2010, 12:35 PM | #758 |
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I know the thing you speak of exact!
IT was from this same book: Big Daddy's Rap Yo, Big Daddy upstairs, You be chillin So be yo hood You be sayin' it, I be doin' it In this here hood and yo's Gimme some eats And cut me some slack, Blood So's I be doin' it to dem dat diss me Don' be pushin' me into no jive And keep dem crips away 'Cause you always be da man, Straight up
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I think this line's mostly filler.
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01-20-2010, 07:27 PM | #760 |
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voted.....you da man!
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01-22-2010, 12:54 PM | #763 |
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It has been reported that male Muscovy ducks have developed a counter clockwise-spiraled corkscrew vagina. All female Muscovy ducks have been warned!
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01-23-2010, 10:05 AM | #764 |
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Back in 1988, a girl with no vagina got pregnant after first having oral sex, then getting stabbed in the stomach in a knife fight. Honest-to-god case study from the NIH. There are too many good parts to quote, you just have to read the whole thing.
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