Be a post whore! - Page 51

Madman · 07-08-2008, 09:56 AM

I made four (4) posts today!

<sigh> I feel like "Tommy."

Sundae · 07-09-2008, 05:58 PM

If I haven't said it before - although I think I have - thanks to Cloud for this thead. Sometimes it's just what I need.

I don't like Eddie Murphy.
I wasn't all that keen on him anyway. I don't find him all that funny.
But a big push was when he knocked up Mel B and then denied it.
I know men can't be sure whether the child is their's. It's hard. But IMHO it's so disrespectful if you are in the public eye (and the mother has her own money FFS) to make the assumption that the woman is a liar.

Nasty.

HungLikeJesus · 07-09-2008, 06:02 PM

Eddie Murphy knocked up Mel Brooks? Or Mel Blanc?

I've wanted to clone this thread for a long time, but have resisted.

Cloud · 07-09-2008, 06:17 PM

You're welcome, SG!

So, I have a packet of glass wipes in my drawer. And a packet of regular wipies (aka butt wipes).

Hope I don't mix them up!

Sundae · 07-10-2008, 06:08 AM

I've just been shopping for screen cleaning products for work.
Ouch - expensive.

Trouble is, our cleaner is pretty generous when using products. I have to find a way to tell her that the tiny bottle is supposed to clean 300 screens. Without being patronising. Hmmmmm.

Sundae · 07-10-2008, 08:40 AM

I spent my lunch break watching clips from Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Which after all makes being a ho look like being in a sorority (no dig intended).

So I am happy to be a post whore this afternoon.

Anyway.
When I first started my anti-depressants I was in a very bad way.
I couldn't do anything. Including wash. I noticed that the pills gave me a very meaty scent. As opposed to the vinegar scent I had when (for valid reasons) I'd had to go a couple of days without washing properly (festivals, broken plumbing etc).

So today, when I smelt a really meaty smell drifting through the office I was slightly paranoid. I didn't connect it consciously, but thought it must be me immediately. When my colleague came in with a bowl of chilli I put the various thoughts together and relaxed.

But apparently smell is the best trigger for memory.
Took me right back to those horrid days.

Clodfobble · 07-10-2008, 01:11 PM

Coincidentally, I just finished a bowl of turkey chili myself.

Flint · 07-10-2008, 01:21 PM

I like a good meaty smell in a woman.

classicman · 07-10-2008, 11:37 PM

Its 11:37 at this moment

DucksNuts · 07-11-2008, 07:15 AM

Its Friday evening and not even 9.30pm and I am in bed already

My name is mud · 07-11-2008, 06:56 PM

Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? .... Me so horny. Me love you long time.

Cloud · 07-11-2008, 07:44 PM

wow, an actual whore-y post

Sundae · 07-13-2008, 08:20 PM

Shit - why do I gravitate to Moulin Rouge when I'm tired and drunk?
I mean I love musicals, but it makes me cry every time. And not because she dies either, just because love is reserved for the beautiful. I mean she's a disease riddled whore. But of course she inspires a lifelong love. Of course.

Think about it. From Romeo & Juliet onwards, all the "great" love stories involve either love at first sight or women who are incredibly beautiful. Usually both. * Jane Eyre is an exception and she ends up with a blind, scarred old man because she is plain and a goody-goody so that's okay*

I hate the idea that every account of true love starts with someone young, lithe and impeccable manners. Go on, I challange you to find me a FEMALEW anti-hero. Even Tank Girl was fit.

Ignore me. It just rubs. Like a blister. It doesn't affect my life, but it's there every move I make.

I stop drinking tomorrow. I intend.
Hopefully I'll stop getting so damn maudlin.

BigV · 07-14-2008, 10:14 AM

59, now 62

BigV · 07-14-2008, 10:26 AM

65

07-09-2008, 06:02 PM	#753
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Eddie Murphy knocked up Mel Brooks? Or Mel Blanc? I've wanted to clone this thread for a long time, but have resisted. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

07-09-2008, 06:17 PM	#754
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	You're welcome, SG! So, I have a packet of glass wipes in my drawer. And a packet of regular wipies (aka butt wipes). Hope I don't mix them up! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

07-10-2008, 01:11 PM	#757
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Coincidentally, I just finished a bowl of turkey chili myself. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

07-10-2008, 01:21 PM	#758
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I like a good meaty smell in a woman. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

07-10-2008, 11:37 PM	#759
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Its 11:37 at this moment __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

07-08-2008, 09:56 AM	#751
Madman has left the building. Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 455	I made four (4) posts today! <sigh> I feel like "Tommy."

07-09-2008, 05:58 PM	#752
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	If I haven't said it before - although I think I have - thanks to Cloud for this thead. Sometimes it's just what I need. I don't like Eddie Murphy. I wasn't all that keen on him anyway. I don't find him all that funny. But a big push was when he knocked up Mel B and then denied it. I know men can't be sure whether the child is their's. It's hard. But IMHO it's so disrespectful if you are in the public eye (and the mother has her own money FFS) to make the assumption that the woman is a liar. Nasty.

07-10-2008, 06:08 AM	#755
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I've just been shopping for screen cleaning products for work. Ouch - expensive. Trouble is, our cleaner is pretty generous when using products. I have to find a way to tell her that the tiny bottle is supposed to clean 300 screens. Without being patronising. Hmmmmm.

07-10-2008, 08:40 AM	#756
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I spent my lunch break watching clips from Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Which after all makes being a ho look like being in a sorority (no dig intended). So I am happy to be a post whore this afternoon. Anyway. When I first started my anti-depressants I was in a very bad way. I couldn't do anything. Including wash. I noticed that the pills gave me a very meaty scent. As opposed to the vinegar scent I had when (for valid reasons) I'd had to go a couple of days without washing properly (festivals, broken plumbing etc). So today, when I smelt a really meaty smell drifting through the office I was slightly paranoid. I didn't connect it consciously, but thought it must be me immediately. When my colleague came in with a bowl of chilli I put the various thoughts together and relaxed. But apparently smell is the best trigger for memory. Took me right back to those horrid days.

07-11-2008, 07:15 AM	#760
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Its Friday evening and not even 9.30pm and I am in bed already

07-11-2008, 06:56 PM	#761
My name is mud Smooth Ruffian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Austin Posts: 47	Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? .... Me so horny. Me love you long time.

07-11-2008, 07:44 PM	#762
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	wow, an actual whore-y post __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

07-13-2008, 08:20 PM	#763
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Shit - why do I gravitate to Moulin Rouge when I'm tired and drunk? I mean I love musicals, but it makes me cry every time. And not because she dies either, just because love is reserved for the beautiful. I mean she's a disease riddled whore. But of course she inspires a lifelong love. Of course. Think about it. From Romeo & Juliet onwards, all the "great" love stories involve either love at first sight or women who are incredibly beautiful. Usually both. * Jane Eyre is an exception and she ends up with a blind, scarred old man because she is plain and a goody-goody so that's okay* I hate the idea that every account of true love starts with someone young, lithe and impeccable manners. Go on, I challange you to find me a FEMALEW anti-hero. Even Tank Girl was fit. Ignore me. It just rubs. Like a blister. It doesn't affect my life, but it's there every move I make. I stop drinking tomorrow. I intend. Hopefully I'll stop getting so damn maudlin.

07-14-2008, 10:14 AM	#764
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	59, now 62 __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-14-2008, 10:26 AM	#765
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	65 __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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