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The future is unwritten
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Darn right, I've got bon-bons to eat and soap operas to watch!
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Glad to hear everyone made it through the butcher's shop with no difficulties.
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#769 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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My hairdresser who finally got both her boys in school, told me today she having another boy. I told her your story and response to my remark. She laughed for 5 minutes.
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#770 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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I haven't actually heard from tarheel yet. His GS said he had left his phone at home, so I'm wondering if they kept him another day. Too late at night to be texting him now, so I'll try to get him in the morning.
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Your hairdresser? Hairdresser? What is this I don't even
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Some Millennial thing no doubt.
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#773 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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She's the only one who can cut my beard properly. She had her own little barbershop near me years ago and I've followed her to several shops since. But technically she's a hairdresser, the difference being not being able to legally shave with a razor. Since I'm a strong supporter of equal opportunity for women I'm willing to overlook she has great cleavage.
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#774 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Great cleavage goes a long way. I have to do my own beard. And I have to be just the right amount of drunk to do it. I did it weds night, and it's looking nice right now. 3 weeks into the winter beard. Transition from goatee completed. New haircut too. I'm dead sexy.
Tarheel is ok, too. He's still in the hospital, but he's doing fine. He'll have to go back in to do the other side soon, but he gets out once his lungs clear up. Quit smoking.
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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One of Momdigr's friends used to cut my hair when I was a teen. Brushed those big, lovely boobs up against me over and over and over...
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#776 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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I had a dental hygienist that gave me localized high blood pressure like that.
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#777 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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They have to know. How can they not?
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#778 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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She totally knew. This was when I was 20 and very fit. I could have hit it easily, but I was just starting dating jinx. She still appeared in the crank bank frequently. buxom blonde, older by 10 years or so... oops, I got wood.
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Join Date: Aug 2016
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Yes, I am good. Very good.
I am still in the hospital waiting to breathe better. They won't let me go until then. Doc cleared my right artery in my neck and soon he will do the left. LJ is a depraved individual. Don't ya just luv him. tarheel |
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