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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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Some days you just run into many different and interesting stories.
There is the new humanoid skeleton found, then there was the giant sea roach and THEN there is the study on condoms. I never realized there was such science going into preventing condom failure. One way to reduce condom failure is so study men's anatomy. Oh yes. This is the weird news of the day. People are actually getting paid to study this but what is weirder is men line up to take part in a study? Do they knock on a door and say,"excuse me, I'm part of a study...blah blah...May we take a measurement?" http://www.walletpop.com/blog/2010/0...by-state-city/ http://www.statemaster.com/encyclopedia/Penis-size |
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We have to go back, Kate!
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I hear them call the tide
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Either that or they were going to say he died on the plane and try to sue the airline :P
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It's obvious, surely? They were trying to get him on board as carrion baggage.
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We have to go back, Kate!
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ouch. I think that joke probably broke at least three by-laws.
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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I guess the only thing one could ask is, "What the hell were they thinking?"
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I hear them call the tide
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ouch ouch ouch
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Heheheee. I read that as "broke at least three in-laws."
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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certainly made mine crack up. And now I'm taking her to the plane, but hoping to deliver her still breathing
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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Muslim woman strangled by her burkha in freak go-kart accident
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Isn't having fun illegal for Muslim women?
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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I ain't gonna ride at Bob's farm no more
No, I aint gonna ride at Bob's farm no more Well, I wake up in the morning Fold my hands and pray to Allah I got a head wrapped in a burka With a piece all flapping back It's a shame the way it gets caught in the wheels I ain't gonna ride at Bob's farm no more.
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