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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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03-31-2010, 05:07 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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03-31-2010, 06:21 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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03-31-2010, 10:03 AM
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Gone and done
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not. |
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03-31-2010, 10:47 AM
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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03-31-2010, 12:32 PM
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Love this ad for a "Silent" garden mulcher. Perhaps they mean it is silent when it is turned off.
http://aldi.com.au/au/html/offers/2827_12696.htm Sound levels to compare: 110 dB = rock music, model airplane 106 dB = timpani and bass drum rolls 100 dB = snowmobile, chain saw, pneumatic drill 90 dB = lawnmower, shop tools, truck traffic, subway |
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03-31-2010, 01:02 PM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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04-01-2010, 08:42 AM
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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04-01-2010, 09:31 AM
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has a second hand user title
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04-01-2010, 04:44 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Maybe the decibel scale is inverted down unda?
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04-01-2010, 04:54 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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04-01-2010, 04:55 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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I hope this thread gets a lot more posts so another page starts. That beard guy makes me cry.
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04-01-2010, 04:59 PM
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Living in the blast crater
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Done.
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04-01-2010, 05:00 PM
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Living in the blast crater
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Location: Dayton, Oh
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Nope.I'll try again.
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04-01-2010, 05:01 PM
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Living in the blast crater
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That's It.
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