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04-01-2010, 05:11 PM
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Beware of potatoes
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 Badger, Badger, Badger, SNAKE! Badger, Badger, Badger!
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04-01-2010, 05:12 PM
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Mushroom, mushro-mushROOM!
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04-01-2010, 06:39 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Whew. Thanks soooo much!
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04-02-2010, 05:30 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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genius!
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04-02-2010, 11:50 AM
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
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No dangly bits. If I were him, I'd be insulted. His toes are far longer than his shlong.
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If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.
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04-02-2010, 11:53 AM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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That's called... salad dressing.
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04-02-2010, 11:55 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Lettuce not forget: he's a freaking stalker.
What's hanging out the side of his broccoli head? A POTATO? 
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04-02-2010, 01:39 PM
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I'm still a jerk
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Little Mexico
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"Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering. |
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04-02-2010, 05:13 PM
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Living in the blast crater
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Dayton, Oh
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04-02-2010, 05:57 PM
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Master Dwellar
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04-02-2010, 09:47 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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70 MPH Winds...
...leave a frickin' mess. Half my mimosa tree is done, and our goddamn telephone pole that supports our power, cable and phone broke off two feet off the ground.
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04-03-2010, 02:30 AM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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That pole looks like it was pretty tired, is it yours or the utility's pole?
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04-03-2010, 08:54 AM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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One of Pete's earliest gigs was writing software to help monitor utility poles... Looks like the don't bother to do that in Spodeville.
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04-03-2010, 10:42 AM
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Professor
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Houston TX
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Sent to me by a friend near Alice Springs down under.
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