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Old 04-13-2010, 04:21 PM   #8221
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Weak drinks are the key; Vodka and whiskey, for instance, would make for a really dangerous game, by the end. 1/3 to 1/2 liquor per glass would be better, or a light beer and a dark beer, or a white wine and a red wine...
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Old 04-13-2010, 05:54 PM   #8222
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What. THE. Fuck?

I just found this @ BendBox. Explain this image.
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Old 04-13-2010, 07:41 PM   #8223
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I just found this @ BendBox. Explain this image.
Silicon spray lube to reduce thigh friction? Insecticide? Spraypaint to hide embarrassing tear in tights? Air freshener???
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Old 04-13-2010, 07:52 PM   #8224
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Old 04-13-2010, 08:55 PM   #8225
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I'm guessing rash from friction or razor burn or crotch rot. Benzocaine or something like it.
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Old 04-13-2010, 09:14 PM   #8226
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Or heat (or cool) spray to counter pain from a muscle injury.
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Old 04-13-2010, 09:48 PM   #8227
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routine treatment for a punt...
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Old 04-13-2010, 10:05 PM   #8228
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Old 04-14-2010, 07:15 AM   #8229
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She likes it?
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Old 04-14-2010, 09:28 AM   #8230
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It's a bush fire burnning... they are just putting it out.
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Old 04-14-2010, 11:10 AM   #8231
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Those wily japanese - they're cheating somehow! I just know it
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Old 04-14-2010, 03:58 PM   #8232
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routine treatment for a punt...
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Old 04-15-2010, 05:37 AM   #8233
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This past Saturday, I took this photo of the door to the Griffith Park Observatory in Los Angeles:

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Old 04-15-2010, 10:57 AM   #8234
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Old 04-16-2010, 02:05 PM   #8235
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This cracked me up, mostly because of the lyrics someone made up for it.

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you’ll listen to me

What do you get when you tan in a bed?
Browning just like you’re a slice of hot bread
What are you at getting terribly crisp?
What do you think will come of this?

I don’t like the look of it.
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