05-02-2010, 08:43 PM | #8311 |
Back in 10
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05-03-2010, 04:46 AM | #8312 |
Doctor Wtf
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What is the sound of airheadedness?
and trepanning? Bah. I need that like a hole in the head!
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05-03-2010, 08:30 AM | #8313 |
Only looks like a disaster tourist
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I thought she was illiterate, until I realized that she was using Middle English. Very clever.
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05-03-2010, 08:39 AM | #8314 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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That's what you get for having sex on the bear ground. Bears don't like that ONE BIT!
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05-03-2010, 10:40 AM | #8315 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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05-03-2010, 01:58 PM | #8316 |
has a second hand user title
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"SAY IT! SAY UNCLE!"
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05-04-2010, 09:24 PM | #8317 |
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Alligator food?
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05-05-2010, 07:54 AM | #8318 |
Beware of potatoes
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Punishment for peeing in the pool.
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05-05-2010, 08:02 AM | #8319 |
Professor
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The new Achilles ? or maybe just his yearly bath ....
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05-05-2010, 08:21 AM | #8320 |
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They dropped something into the fountain and the kid wanted to get it. So the dad obliged. Or maybe they are gathering the shiny coins.
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05-05-2010, 06:51 PM | #8322 |
I'm still a jerk
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I can decide which is worse
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05-09-2010, 11:43 PM | #8323 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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05-10-2010, 08:11 PM | #8324 |
I'm still a jerk
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What is wrong drunk guy got your tongue
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"Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering. |
05-11-2010, 12:42 AM | #8325 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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He's VERY popular with the ladies...
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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