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Okay - I admit, on rereading, that feeble attempt at levity backfires. 'The best' is whatever makes you happy within a relationship. Or without a relationship.
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To shreds, you say?
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I dunno. I kind of pictured you in an mini skirt apron and a pizza chef's hat on a pizza box that read, "You've tried all the rest, now try the best."
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![]() But to take Big V's reasoning to its logical conclusion, none of us can ever know what 'the best' is. Derailed by philosophy again!
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To shreds, you say?
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BigV is a fun sponge.
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What, no stockings? In that case the pizza wouldn't be all-dressed.
Maybe he's just saying he never met a pizza that he sent back to the kitchen.
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Minifobette has control issues and is very, very contrary. So we drive by a shopping center the other day...
Minifob: Hey look, a Home Depot. Minifobette: No, it's a Lowe's. (It is clearly a Home Depot. They begin arguing back and forth, Minifob getting increasingly angry, Minifobette just calmly sticking to her story.) Me: Sweetheart, remember, sometimes you just have to let other people be wrong. Just say to her, "I know the truth, and your words don't bother me." (This has been very effective at shutting her up when it comes from us.) Minifob: I can't say that because it does bother me! Me: Well, you're not going to convince her, so you need to just talk about something else. Minifob: No, because Mr. [Tae Kwon Do teacher] says never give up. I'm not a quitter!! ...And they fight for the rest of the way home. This is going to get so much better as they get older, I can just tell. |
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To shreds, you say?
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laff @ bigV and pizza
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Oh, that's gonna get tiring. But I think minifob will have fun. Reminds me of a story UT told years ago about turning the car around to prove his friend wrong about something they had seen, and the guy was denying. Is minifobette in distress as she argues that the sky isn't blue, or is she having a good time too?
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Oh no, Minifobette is having a nice old time. Minifob is the one who is in distress. And Minifobette knows exactly what she's doing, she thinks it's hysterical to get him riled up.
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Hopefully, yours wasn't a long ride home.
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For FSM's sake, do not let them hear of the 0.999r = 1 debate.
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goddammit, there IS NO DEBATE.
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Which one is the best? It's always the next one that breaks the record.
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When it comes to pizza, one's too many and ten's not enough.
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