What's upsetting you today? - Page 56

lookout123 · 10-30-2007, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Lookout, there's a very simple solution: get a piece of cardboard and duct tape it over the air vent(s). Leave a small slot as necessary to regulate how much air you actually need to get through. I did this in my old office and it worked great. Use clear packing tape if you want to avoid looking ghetto in front of clients.

my brain must be frozen. i was seriously trying to figure out how cardboard and duct tape applied to ovulation. i've done some pretty unusual things, but...

good idea though.

DucksNuts · 10-30-2007, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

but what is she going to be wearing? french maid outfit? something even better? give us the important info ducks.

Meh, you dont want her wearing it....but I would be happy to oblige.....

HungLikeJesus · 10-30-2007, 07:46 PM

Here's some population statistics (continuously updated):

107,488,944 Births this year

262,400 Births today

44,198,800 Deaths this year

107,980 Deaths today

154,665 Absolute population growth for today (births minus deaths)

lookout123 · 10-30-2007, 07:47 PM

we are obviously not killing enough people.

Aliantha · 10-30-2007, 07:48 PM

Are you suggesting I shouldn't be trying to have a baby HLJ?

HungLikeJesus · 10-30-2007, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

Are you suggesting I shouldn't be trying to have a baby HLJ?

I was trying to stay with the premise of the thread, and all this talk of babies made me think of the population situation.

But, no, it wasn't directed at you.

eta: It is pretty mind-boggling to think that there have been a quarter of a million births already today.

lookout123 · 10-30-2007, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Meh, you dont want her wearing it....but I would be happy to oblige.....

now i thought you'd already written me off because you know "my type"? are you saying i've got a shot?

lookout123 · 10-30-2007, 07:52 PM

may all those looking to get in a family way achieve success. or at least have fun trying.

Aliantha · 10-30-2007, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

I was trying to stay with the premise of the thread, and all this talk of babies made me think of the population situation.

But, no, it wasn't directed at you.

eta: It is pretty mind-boggling to think that there have been a quarter of a million births already today.

No worries. I was just wondering. I've thought of the same thing myself to be honest, but I guess what I look at is that we can financially afford this child. We're planning for it and with a little bit of luck, we'll get there some time soon.

How many of those quarter of a million births do you think are being born under the same premise?

Aliantha · 10-30-2007, 08:01 PM

Thanks lookout. That's really nice of you to say.

lookout123 · 10-30-2007, 08:05 PM

well, if you subtract the "we live in the middle of a freakin desert and only have a few scraps of clothing and flies to play with, what else do we have to do?" types, the "c'mon babe, you know i love you, and besides my parents won't be home for like an hour" kids, and the "heeyyouoo. itshhh 3 aclockk and yer hchhot! wannaa gto my plasshh?" adventurers.... wait, what was the question?

DucksNuts · 10-30-2007, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

now i thought you'd already written me off because you know "my type"? are you saying i've got a shot?

Ohhh...I'm busy putting the fire out on that burning bridge!!!!

DucksNuts · 10-30-2007, 08:50 PM

Oh and if you friggen women listened to me.....VITEX AGNUS!!!! get it

jinx · 10-30-2007, 09:15 PM

Or tequila....

Aliantha · 10-30-2007, 09:17 PM

I don't think not getting drunk often enough is my problem. lol

10-30-2007, 07:46 PM	#828
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Here's some population statistics (continuously updated): 107,488,944 Births this year 262,400 Births today 44,198,800 Deaths this year 107,980 Deaths today 154,665 Absolute population growth for today (births minus deaths) __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

10-30-2007, 07:47 PM	#829
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	we are obviously not killing enough people. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-30-2007, 07:48 PM	#830
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Are you suggesting I shouldn't be trying to have a baby HLJ? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-30-2007, 07:52 PM	#833
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	may all those looking to get in a family way achieve success. or at least have fun trying. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-30-2007, 08:01 PM	#835
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Thanks lookout. That's really nice of you to say. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-30-2007, 08:05 PM	#836
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	well, if you subtract the "we live in the middle of a freakin desert and only have a few scraps of clothing and flies to play with, what else do we have to do?" types, the "c'mon babe, you know i love you, and besides my parents won't be home for like an hour" kids, and the "heeyyouoo. itshhh 3 aclockk and yer hchhot! wannaa gto my plasshh?" adventurers.... wait, what was the question? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-30-2007, 08:50 PM	#838
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Oh and if you friggen women listened to me.....VITEX AGNUS!!!! get it

10-30-2007, 09:15 PM	#839
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Or tequila.... __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

10-30-2007, 09:17 PM	#840
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I don't think not getting drunk often enough is my problem. lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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