10-03-2012, 05:57 PM | #8506 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Awesome.
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10-03-2012, 06:27 PM | #8507 |
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Modern medicine is a good thing.
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10-03-2012, 09:17 PM | #8508 |
still says videotape
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Hurray!
(Now I need to figure out how I missed that.)
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10-03-2012, 10:17 PM | #8509 |
To shreds, you say?
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Just tuned into this thread since I've not been all that happy lately and fuck all of youse who is.
Then I find out Scotland is giving out free kindles. Not that I really wanted one, but still, I can't believe I missed out on that. Then I find out that contrary to popular opinion, modern medicine is a good thing. I'm going to bed now. I am happy that it's hunting season and I may be able to go out and hunt. I drew 2, count them, 2 doe permits this year, in addition to my regular buck, antlerless, and either sex deer. Doe permits are on a lottery basis.
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10-03-2012, 11:46 PM | #8510 | |
Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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Quote:
But. Good, amazing things can still happen. So if you drew two doe permits in the lottery, happy hunting. A good, even amazing, day may still be in store for you.
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10-04-2012, 06:46 PM | #8511 |
I hear them call the tide
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Don't kill Bambi's mama!
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10-04-2012, 07:33 PM | #8512 |
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His aunt is a bitch, though, get her!
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10-04-2012, 09:13 PM | #8513 |
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Yes.....and every season is ant season
D'oh!
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10-04-2012, 09:46 PM | #8514 |
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Deer Abby,
I have a friend, a deer friend, who is about to be shot and made into jerky. The problem is that it's my other friend who is going to shoot. He wants to mount the head. Should I be concerned? Should I warn my deer friend? Sincerely, Blocka Sault |
10-04-2012, 10:40 PM | #8515 |
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Deer Blocka,
you want to prevent a head-mounting? cock-blocka! You're just bucking responsibility for your horniness.
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10-04-2012, 11:02 PM | #8516 |
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10-05-2012, 05:12 PM | #8517 |
still says videotape
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So Pete (the Billy Goat) got horny and busted out last night. When I went outside to feed and milk this morning Benny (the baby border collie) was holding him in the yard by running around him barking if he moved. I walked over opened the shed door and in ran Pete. Smart little dog that.
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10-05-2012, 08:09 PM | #8518 |
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It's Friday. And the weekend appears to be fairly quiet on the schedule front.....
shhhhh, don't tell fate/karma.....
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10-05-2012, 09:45 PM | #8519 |
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Wait, you named a Billy Goat after your wife?
WTF is going on in Grifftopia?
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10-05-2012, 10:21 PM | #8520 |
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I guess Pete (the goat) needs an internet handle. He's named for the Family Guy. Pete the woman was a Peterson.
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