Humor...I Need Humor... - Page 57

Shocker · 04-25-2006, 07:31 PM

Two peanuts were walking down the street
One was assaulted.

LOL that one cracks me up every time!

xoxoxoBruce · 04-26-2006, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkzenrage

I have some raunchy ones, where do I post em'?

Start a dirty joke thread, with a warning.

Shocker · 04-26-2006, 01:25 PM

LOL heck yes! I have a done of dirty, despicable, and down right wrong jokes!

Iggy · 04-26-2006, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shocker

LOL heck yes! I have a done of dirty, despicable, and down right wrong jokes!

You have a "done" huh? Don't you mean a ton?

Shocker · 04-26-2006, 01:38 PM

Yes i mean ton, but I'm also a dork, so don't expect too much from me!

Iggy · 04-26-2006, 01:42 PM

I think I can handle that.

Kagen4o4 · 04-26-2006, 11:37 PM

how do you stop the kids next door from throwing their ball over your fence?

molest them

Elspode · 04-26-2006, 11:42 PM

Kagen, you want this thread.

Kagen4o4 · 04-27-2006, 12:54 AM

naaaah. im happy where it is.

MaggieL · 04-27-2006, 07:07 AM

For those who need a laugh, and haven't seen it:

"Here Comes Dr. Tran" : http://www.beyondgrandpa.com/drtran/about.html

Streaming video...not really worksafe.

Cheyenne · 04-27-2006, 07:43 AM

That was pretty funny Maggie

Check out the Mad Cow

Cheyenne · 04-27-2006, 08:01 AM

Foamy's Rant There are several. The first Foamy's Rant is my favorite of the "Rants"

Here are many more: I really like the "Small, Medium and Large"

This is the home of the toons: illwillpress

The toons age off after a while, so I posted the newgrounds as they have some that have gone.

Iggy · 04-27-2006, 03:03 PM

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like . . . night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers

4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

15. O K, so what's the speed of dark?

16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt Tomorrow.

Shocker · 04-27-2006, 07:11 PM

make someone say these five words outloud LOL

I ARE WE TODD DID

Kagen4o4 · 04-27-2006, 08:18 PM

i are too

04-26-2006, 01:42 PM	#846
Iggy Back and ready to tart up the place Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 850	I think I can handle that. __________________ Chock-full of naughty goodness.

04-26-2006, 11:37 PM	#847
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	how do you stop the kids next door from throwing their ball over your fence? molest them __________________ something we both can enjoy??

04-26-2006, 11:42 PM	#848
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Kagen, you want this thread. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

04-27-2006, 12:54 AM	#849
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	naaaah. im happy where it is. __________________ something we both can enjoy??

04-27-2006, 07:07 AM	#850
MaggieL in the Hour of Scampering Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Jeffersonville PA (15 mi NW of Philadelphia) Posts: 4,060	Dr. Tran For those who need a laugh, and haven't seen it: "Here Comes Dr. Tran" : http://www.beyondgrandpa.com/drtran/about.html Streaming video...not really worksafe. __________________ "Neither can his Mind be thought to be in Tune,whose words do jarre; nor his reason In frame, whose sentence is preposterous..."

04-25-2006, 07:31 PM	#841
Shocker Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Your Mom's house Posts: 378	Two peanuts were walking down the street One was assaulted. LOL that one cracks me up every time!

04-26-2006, 01:25 PM	#843
Shocker Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Your Mom's house Posts: 378	LOL heck yes! I have a done of dirty, despicable, and down right wrong jokes!

04-26-2006, 01:38 PM	#845
Shocker Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Your Mom's house Posts: 378	Yes i mean ton, but I'm also a dork, so don't expect too much from me!

04-27-2006, 07:43 AM	#851
Cheyenne Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: http://www.kevinlahey.com/mt.html Posts: 616	That was pretty funny Maggie Check out the Mad Cow __________________ ~What Flows From Your Fingertips Is A Reflection Of Your Heart~~ Chey~~

04-27-2006, 08:01 AM	#852
Cheyenne Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: http://www.kevinlahey.com/mt.html Posts: 616	Foamy's Rant There are several. The first Foamy's Rant is my favorite of the "Rants" Here are many more: I really like the "Small, Medium and Large" This is the home of the toons: illwillpress The toons age off after a while, so I posted the newgrounds as they have some that have gone. __________________ ~What Flows From Your Fingertips Is A Reflection Of Your Heart~~ Chey~~ Last edited by Cheyenne; 04-27-2006 at 08:05 AM.

04-27-2006, 03:03 PM	#853
Iggy Back and ready to tart up the place Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 850	1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like . . . night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 15. O K, so what's the speed of dark? 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. 19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? 20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. 23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? 24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. 25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off. 26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt Tomorrow. __________________ Chock-full of naughty goodness.

04-27-2006, 07:11 PM	#854
Shocker Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Your Mom's house Posts: 378	make someone say these five words outloud LOL I ARE WE TODD DID

04-27-2006, 08:18 PM	#855
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	i are too __________________ something we both can enjoy??

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