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I agree with most of what you said except I think men admire what they have. Boat, car and motorcycle. Women look my way when parking the Avalanche then old fat man with cane gets out.
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11-06-2016, 11:28 AM
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The future is unwritten
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The last few years before I retired, I noticed how many people arrived at work and limped for at least three steps exiting their car.
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11-06-2016, 12:17 PM
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A little hitch in our step eh? That started when I was about 55. Then a hernia, artery, another hernia blah blah. I told my doctor that I had a fun wild life and now he has to rebuild me. The truth is that motorcycle out in the shed is what keeps me from becoming a statue. I just realized my wife has been talking to me while I write this and I have no clue what she talking about. Ha ha ha
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11-06-2016, 02:46 PM
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Yeah, hitch in the gitalong. Just keep nodding yes, she's going to do what she wants anyway. Oh and lay your wallet on the table. If she starts out the door with it, holler pick me up some hand cream.
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11-06-2016, 06:30 PM
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The internet is a wonderful thing. I can get firstcousinsex.com in the morning and killyourwife.com in the afternoon. Goldbond powder works just as good.
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11-07-2016, 02:00 PM
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I have great news. The surgeon does not have to do my left carotid artery. All tests show that side is almost brand new looking. Took me off the plavix and back on 81mg aspirin. Funny thing I texted LJ first.
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11-07-2016, 02:18 PM
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You just wanted to dash his hopes you wouldn't fuck up his wedding.
 Seriously though, that's great news, you made my day.
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11-07-2016, 02:25 PM
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Excellent!
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11-07-2016, 02:35 PM
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11-07-2016, 02:45 PM
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Oh dead. I get it now. I would go up there and be on the honeymoon night in spirit. Like giving instructions. Since I plan to be alive at the wedding then I would probably wouldn't be welcomed on the honeymoon unless I really wanted to die.
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11-07-2016, 02:46 PM
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I can hear my ears
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I think I know where everything goes anyway
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11-07-2016, 04:11 PM
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What's that sound that Lurch made? I am not much to look at now, but once I was the best on the eastern seaboard. I never did the basket thing though.
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11-07-2016, 09:23 PM
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11-08-2016, 09:42 AM
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How can one explain a friendship with a man I have never met. It is the highlight of my day to text with LJ. Come spring I hope to shake his big paw. I don't know about a hug as he like 7' or 8' tall and I don't want to be that close to his belt buckle. Lol.
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11-08-2016, 06:09 PM
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Holy crap, I missed the proposal, the preproposal jitters and the euphoria of acceptance.
Jim - so pleased for you both. Seriously, my dear, I am made up for you. I am sitting here catching up on this thread with the biggest smile. Congratulations.
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