10-18-2010, 08:25 AM | #8686 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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Damn! She's 73 years old. By the time I reach 73, I plan on spending every day in stretchy pants, not anything binding and uncomfortable.
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10-18-2010, 09:31 AM | #8687 |
To shreds, you say?
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Pfft. Kids today. They've got no ambition.
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10-22-2010, 11:24 AM | #8688 |
amnesic-confabulatory opsimath
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10-22-2010, 11:28 AM | #8689 |
To shreds, you say?
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"Hold my beer; watch this."
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10-22-2010, 11:29 AM | #8690 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Hold your tongue, and say "What an apple!"
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10-22-2010, 11:41 AM | #8691 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
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10-22-2010, 11:32 PM | #8692 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Followed by "Fork Soup" and "Knife Meat".
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10-23-2010, 01:37 PM | #8693 |
Snowflake
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If "nose candy" is something you snort, then "spoon candy" must be...
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10-26-2010, 05:05 PM | #8694 |
Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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Who knew?
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10-29-2010, 03:11 PM | #8695 |
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Wino WTF. Want.
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10-30-2010, 12:20 PM | #8696 |
Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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10-30-2010, 12:27 PM | #8697 |
Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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10-30-2010, 03:51 PM | #8698 |
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Maybe???
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11-02-2010, 03:28 PM | #8699 |
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11-02-2010, 03:30 PM | #8700 |
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W. T. F is going on in the second pic?
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