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Do you think, maybe she's Twisted? Quote:
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polaroid of perfection
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Along with my kitty bonsai and anything else I may choose to add to the list.
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I WANT MOON IONS!! AND I WANT THEM NOW!!
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To shreds, you say?
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Good one HM!
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Aden drove his girlfriend to a party last night. As they were leaving, hand in hand, he turned to her and said, "My car looks so beautiful in the moonlight."
Yeah, nice one son.
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He's obviously speaking from his heart. ![]()
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I know, right? lol. It's like a line from a sitcom.
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From this evening's dinner table:
"Mommy, how come sometimes you say things in a really excited voice, but actually they aren't exciting at all?" He's onto me. |
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BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
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#883 |
still says videotape
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Ha!
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When we went to church last week, he wore his sister's crocheted, fringed scarf. I gently let him know that it was clearly a woman's scarf, and the other boys were likely to make fun of him, and I did have a different scarf he could wear if he would rather. He insisted he liked his sister's scarf best, so we let him wear it. He's 11, so no actual attractions have developed one way or the other, but he's still pretty clearly aiming in one direction.
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