Random Thoughts - Page 59

Flint · 12-05-2019, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street when a 10-year-old boy passes by. The Priest says, "Wanna fuck him?" The Rabbi says, "Out of what?"

:::ring-ring::: Hello? Millennial Committee? We got a Cancellation here.

Griff · 12-05-2019, 09:35 PM

Oh my gawd, I lost it.

Undertoad · 12-05-2019, 09:45 PM

Can't take credit, that came out on a Artie Lange / Gilbert Gottfried podcast that happened recently.

Undertoad · 12-05-2019, 09:49 PM

3 minutes in

Gravdigr · 12-06-2019, 02:46 PM

Artie's face belongs on Mt Rushmore.

Right above the words "Not even once."

I wonder just how much coke/horse/meth it takes to achieve that visage...

Gravdigr · 12-12-2019, 02:57 PM

I tried one of those new apples the other evening...The Cosmic Crisp.

A very nice apple. Firm, sweet. Almost too firm. They're a cross between a Honeycrisp and an Enterprise (I think). One article I read said they'll keep for up to a year.

I sprinkled a little salt on it, it was very good.

Only Washington will be growing them, for the next 10 years anyway.

glatt · 12-12-2019, 09:18 PM

Your link says “ It is said to be the largest campaign in apple industry history,[15] and will include payments to social media influencers .”

How much are they paying you?

Gravdigr · 12-13-2019, 07:45 PM

I'll never tell.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-18-2019, 12:15 AM

Sometimes the conversation gets confusing when people use different terms while thinking of the same thing. This should help with color.

monster · 01-04-2020, 11:56 PM

Newbituary.

A portmanteau for a thread mourning a poster who jumped in with gusto and promise and then promptly disappeared.

My favorite portmanteau is Tryping.

sexobon · 01-12-2020, 04:56 PM

I wonder if Harry and Meghan will be looking for mercenaries to help manage the tabloids. I could do some moonlighting.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-09-2020, 11:03 AM

Quote:

“Change is the elixir of the human circumstance, and acceptance of challenge the way of our kind. We are bad-weather animals, disaster’s fairest children. For the soundest of evolutionary reasons, man appears at his best when times are worst.”

Robert Ardley, African Genesis: A Personal Investigation into the Animal Origins and Nature of Man (1961)

He may have something there, right now times are good compared to earlier human history, and man is at his worst.

Gravdigr · 02-18-2020, 09:22 AM

Dr appointment later. I think he's gonna let me outta bed.

BigV · 02-18-2020, 11:02 AM

:concerned-face:

Gravdigr · 02-19-2020, 09:48 AM

I've been graduated to the recliner.

Baby steps, I reckon.

I'm driving to the river this afternoon. Slowly, and as smoothly as I can. GOTTA get outta this house!

He didn't say which reclining seat, now that I think about it...

12-05-2019, 09:35 PM	#872
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Oh my gawd, I lost it. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-06-2019, 02:46 PM	#875
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Artie's face belongs on Mt Rushmore. Right above the words "Not even once." I wonder just how much coke/horse/meth it takes to achieve that visage... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-12-2019, 02:57 PM	#876
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I tried one of those new apples the other evening...The Cosmic Crisp. A very nice apple. Firm, sweet. Almost too firm. They're a cross between a Honeycrisp and an Enterprise (I think). One article I read said they'll keep for up to a year. I sprinkled a little salt on it, it was very good. Only Washington will be growing them, for the next 10 years anyway. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-13-2019, 07:45 PM	#878
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I'll never tell. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-18-2019, 12:15 AM	#879
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Sometimes the conversation gets confusing when people use different terms while thinking of the same thing. This should help with color. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-05-2019, 09:45 PM	#873
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Can't take credit, that came out on a Artie Lange / Gilbert Gottfried podcast that happened recently.

12-05-2019, 09:49 PM	#874
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	3 minutes in

12-12-2019, 09:18 PM	#877
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Your link says “ It is said to be the largest campaign in apple industry history,[15] and will include payments to social media influencers .” How much are they paying you?

01-04-2020, 11:56 PM	#880
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Newbituary. A portmanteau for a thread mourning a poster who jumped in with gusto and promise and then promptly disappeared. My favorite portmanteau is Tryping. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-12-2020, 04:56 PM	#881
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	I wonder if Harry and Meghan will be looking for mercenaries to help manage the tabloids. I could do some moonlighting.

02-18-2020, 09:22 AM	#883
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Dr appointment later. I think he's gonna let me outta bed. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-18-2020, 11:02 AM	#884
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	:concerned-face: __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

02-19-2020, 09:48 AM	#885
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I've been graduated to the recliner. Baby steps, I reckon. I'm driving to the river this afternoon. Slowly, and as smoothly as I can. GOTTA get outta this house! He didn't say which reclining seat, now that I think about it... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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