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12-22-2010, 03:43 PM | #8837 | |
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12-22-2010, 03:50 PM | #8839 |
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12-23-2010, 10:22 AM | #8840 | |
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12-28-2010, 05:44 PM | #8841 |
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Hakuna matata!!!
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01-03-2011, 07:30 AM | #8842 |
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An old man at a car lot once told me:
"When I was a young man, I had to hold it down to keep from pissing in my face. Now that I'm an old man, I have to hold it up to keep from pissing in my shoe." He shoulda tried this when he was a young man.
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(It's a canteloupe) |
01-03-2011, 03:26 PM | #8844 |
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The real WTF: old Macs don't run Firefox! |
01-04-2011, 04:45 AM | #8845 |
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Um...If you can see this, haven't you already found it?
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01-04-2011, 09:27 AM | #8846 |
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Not if you're looking at the box in an ad... or a dumpster.
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01-04-2011, 07:12 PM | #8847 |
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Put it on every box for 1 photoshoot? That's commitment.
And if you found it in a dumpster, you're prolly not their target demographic...
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Found in the fresh section ... with the words: "what is this crap doing here?"
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If they ever get pizza, maybe we can spend this...
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