The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 594

TheMercenary · 01-17-2011, 06:22 PM

Just make sure the Potatoes are cheaper than the carrots, otherwise complain.

Gravdigr · 01-19-2011, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

Time to trade in that 14.4 modem.

C'mon now, give me some credit.

It's the cheapest thing they got, but, I do have DSL.

All my phones got buttons too. No dials.

Which brings this up: Since practically every dial-type phone is dead and gone, why are we still dialing phone numbers?

Nirvana · 01-19-2011, 11:09 PM

I mean really WTF is this?

Gravdigr · 01-20-2011, 03:15 AM

Here's a shitty picture of the Camaro SS Jimmy Johnson gave to Kid Rock for Kid's 40th birthday. I gather they presented it in the middle of Ford Field. Giving away a Chevrolet at Ford Field?

Niiiice.

Gravdigr · 01-20-2011, 03:48 AM

Momdigr was doing a little sewing the other afternoon, and I walked by and happen to see this (first pic). She has little magnetic bowl she keeps a bunch of pins in, and one was standing straight up on end. I said "That's amazing!" She said "Meh, happens all the time." I said "Orly?" And she replied by picking up several pins and dropping them fairly haphazardly back into the bowl. And damn if one didn't stay up on a slant (second pic)!

Gravdigr · 01-20-2011, 05:30 AM

From $34.95, here.

footfootfoot · 01-20-2011, 07:19 AM

That's funny. Two of my divorced friends told me how they had these deeply personal ceremonies where they wrote out a bunch of crap on a piece of paper then burned them and threw the ashes and their rings into the river, one set his ring adrift on the river in a little paper boat made out of his marriage certificate. I was all WTF? I would have just sold my ring when gold was high.

I asked them, "So, where about in the river did you throw your ring?"

Spexxvet · 01-22-2011, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Momdigr was doing a little sewing the other afternoon, and I walked by and happen to see this (first pic). She has little magnetic bowl she keeps a bunch of pins in, and one was standing straight up on end. I said "That's amazing!" She said "Meh, happens all the time." I said "Orly?" And she replied by picking up several pins and dropping them fairly haphazardly back into the bowl. And damn if one didn't stay up on a slant (second pic)!

She's a witch!

John · 01-26-2011, 10:59 AM

John · 01-26-2011, 11:00 AM

Original Picture:

My favourite response:

John · 01-26-2011, 11:03 AM

Tulip · 01-26-2011, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Momdigr was doing a little sewing the other afternoon, and I walked by and happen to see this (first pic). She has little magnetic bowl she keeps a bunch of pins in, and one was standing straight up on end. I said "That's amazing!" She said "Meh, happens all the time." I said "Orly?" And she replied by picking up several pins and dropping them fairly haphazardly back into the bowl. And damn if one didn't stay up on a slant (second pic)!

Men...

Me wants a magnetic bowl now.

Sheldonrs · 01-26-2011, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Tulip

Men...

Me wants a magnetic bowl now.

Well they ARE attractive. :-)

Happy Monkey · 01-26-2011, 02:56 PM

But they are also repulsive (to one end of a pin that has been magnetized).

Lamplighter · 01-26-2011, 03:40 PM

The Chinese discovered the Yin and Yang of the world long ago,
maybe this just this same way !

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01-20-2011, 03:48 AM	#8900
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Momdigr was doing a little sewing the other afternoon, and I walked by and happen to see this (first pic). She has little magnetic bowl she keeps a bunch of pins in, and one was standing straight up on end. I said "That's amazing!" She said "Meh, happens all the time." I said "Orly?" And she replied by picking up several pins and dropping them fairly haphazardly back into the bowl. And damn if one didn't stay up on a slant (second pic)! Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-20-2011, 05:30 AM	#8901
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01-20-2011, 07:19 AM	#8902
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	That's funny. Two of my divorced friends told me how they had these deeply personal ceremonies where they wrote out a bunch of crap on a piece of paper then burned them and threw the ashes and their rings into the river, one set his ring adrift on the river in a little paper boat made out of his marriage certificate. I was all WTF? I would have just sold my ring when gold was high. I asked them, "So, where about in the river did you throw your ring?" __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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