The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 596

footfootfoot · 01-30-2011, 08:28 AM

John, can you pare that down to a catchy sound bite? Otherwise, our dumbed-down, unable to think critically population won't be
a) able to remember it
b) able to understand it
c) able to make the connection to real life
d) all of the above

Gravdigr · 01-30-2011, 04:13 PM

Who is Al Geria?

footfootfoot · 01-30-2011, 06:27 PM

He's one of the Als:
Al Nino
Al Qauida
Al Jazeera
Al Geria

John · 01-30-2011, 08:39 PM

How about "The French have been your best friends, FOREVER. Even when you treated them most unrighteously." Clearer?

As for WTF:

Hugh Jackman at the manicurist.

wolf · 01-30-2011, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John

How about "The French have been your best friends, FOREVER. Even when you treated them most unrighteously." Clearer?

They gave us mimes and love Jerry Lewis.

Crimson Ghost · 01-30-2011, 11:19 PM

It is wrong to be French.

Gravdigr · 01-31-2011, 01:45 AM

I do occasionally enjoy a good French laugh...

Gravdigr · 02-01-2011, 05:35 PM

The pics aren't related (I hope).

I'll take the brunette, the one in pink...

Gravdigr · 02-02-2011, 06:06 AM

Yeah, see, this is called a two-fer:

kerosene · 02-02-2011, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

The pics aren't related (I hope).

I'll take the brunette, the one in pink...

She's so fine there's no telling where the money went...

footfootfoot · 02-02-2011, 01:54 PM

She used to look good to me, but now I find her ...

Simply irresistible

John · 02-02-2011, 08:05 PM

A two-fer?

Gravdigr · 02-03-2011, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kerosene

She's so fine there's no telling where the money went...

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

She used to look good to me, but now I find her ...

Simply irresistible

Might as well face it, what your dick did to love...

TheMercenary · 02-03-2011, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John

Oh, yes, the French: the 400kg gorillas of Europe for a millennium, the military that WON the "American" revolution for them, and yet all anyone in the USA cares about is that "they lost one battle in one war where nobody on the planet could have possibly done better".

That is pretty funny. Where did you learn that?

Gravdigr · 02-04-2011, 05:21 PM

If ya need a big hole, ya need a big shovel.

01-30-2011, 08:28 AM	#8926
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	John, can you pare that down to a catchy sound bite? Otherwise, our dumbed-down, unable to think critically population won't be a) able to remember it b) able to understand it c) able to make the connection to real life d) all of the above __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-30-2011, 04:13 PM	#8927
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Who is Al Geria? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-30-2011, 06:27 PM	#8928
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	He's one of the Als: Al Nino Al Qauida Al Jazeera Al Geria __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-30-2011, 11:19 PM	#8931
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	It is wrong to be French. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

01-31-2011, 01:45 AM	#8932
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I do occasionally enjoy a good French laugh... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-30-2011, 08:39 PM	#8929
John Operations Operative Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 562	How about "The French have been your best friends, FOREVER. Even when you treated them most unrighteously." Clearer? As for WTF: Hugh Jackman at the manicurist.

02-01-2011, 05:35 PM	#8933
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	The pics aren't related (I hope). I'll take the brunette, the one in pink... Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-02-2011, 06:06 AM	#8934
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Yeah, see, this is called a two-fer: Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-02-2011, 01:54 PM	#8936
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	She used to look good to me, but now I find her ... Simply irresistible __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-02-2011, 08:05 PM	#8937
John Operations Operative Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 562	A two-fer?

02-04-2011, 05:21 PM	#8940
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	If ya need a big hole, ya need a big shovel. Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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