Things you absolutly DON'T want for Christmas - Page 6

Happy Monkey · 12-20-2006, 09:52 PM

In Alaska there are tchotchkes made out of moose poops year round in every single gift shop.

lumberjim · 12-20-2006, 11:55 PM

i don't want to change out of my pjs or leave my house, or clean up the huge fucking mess my kids will make. but i will, and i'll enjoy the day, nonetheless.

i also don't want the eagles to score a point against the cowboys defense(weak and ineffectual as thay have been lately)

i don't want to get up for work the next morning at 6 and drive to newfuckingjersey.

i dont want ribbon candy

i dont want chocolate coins

skysidhe · 12-21-2006, 01:35 AM

Does anyone NOT want colognes or perfumes as a gift?

::::looks at the post above and wishes for a bleeding heart emoticon::::

12-21-2006, 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

In Alaska there are tchotchkes made out of moose poops year round in every single gift shop.

Don't want one of those.

Got some of the poopin' reindeer. Took a pic with one, will post soon. My son LOVES it!

Griff · 12-21-2006, 08:32 AM

I don't want to end a 42 year tradition on my sisters whim or be separated from Johnnie Walker, but I will, I will...

skysidhe · 12-21-2006, 08:47 AM

lol

umm so what is the tradition Griff? * Is curious*

Griff · 12-21-2006, 09:26 AM

Christmas eve oyster stew dinner and gifting at my parents house. With Mom gone my sister decided to do it at her place and invite her in-laws... whatever. I'm better at letting go of stuff than I used to be but I wonder if it'll bum Dad out not to have one lively evening at his house this year. Maybe we can take him out on a piss...

lumberjim · 12-21-2006, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skysidhe

Does anyone NOT want colognes or perfumes as a gift?

::::looks at the post above and wishes for a bleeding heart emoticon::::

sniff sniff......do i smell sarcasm?

skysidhe · 12-21-2006, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

sniff sniff......do i smell sarcasm?

gawd no, You were cute and endearing. I was teasing you to hide the fact I found it touching.

I was wishing for an emoticon to gush for me. It would be fun to have an emoticon like this

that cracks,breaks and spills all over.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-21-2006, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff

Christmas eve oyster stew dinner and gifting at my parents house.

We always did Oyster stew (grandma called it alligator soup) for supper on Christmas. Went well, after a big meal at noon and an afternoon of kin and gifts.

Quote:

With Mom gone my sister decided to do it at her place and invite her in-laws... whatever. I'm better at letting go of stuff than I used to be but I wonder if it'll bum Dad out not to have one lively evening at his house this year.

She did it without advice and consent from Dad? That sucks.

skysidhe · 12-22-2006, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff

Maybe we can take him out on a piss...

I think it's a good idea! Create a different kind of memory.

I did the same with my mom yesterday. Well I didn't take her out drinking.:p I took her to see the Nativity movie. She loved it and it was a good story.Realistic characters. We had a good time.

Griff · 12-22-2006, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

She did it without advice and consent from Dad? That sucks.

Those two can't communicate.

Elspode · 12-22-2006, 02:12 PM

Huh? What's this about?

Phil · 12-22-2006, 02:13 PM

dont want any more bad news.

dont want to be in the UK.

dont want to do the whole family - duty stuff.

Griff · 12-22-2006, 02:14 PM

Are you about to give us some really bad news?

12-20-2006, 09:52 PM	#76
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	In Alaska there are tchotchkes made out of moose poops year round in every single gift shop. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

12-20-2006, 11:55 PM	#77
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i don't want to change out of my pjs or leave my house, or clean up the huge fucking mess my kids will make. but i will, and i'll enjoy the day, nonetheless. i also don't want the eagles to score a point against the cowboys defense(weak and ineffectual as thay have been lately) i don't want to get up for work the next morning at 6 and drive to newfuckingjersey. i dont want ribbon candy i dont want chocolate coins __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-21-2006, 08:32 AM	#80
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I don't want to end a 42 year tradition on my sisters whim or be separated from Johnnie Walker, but I will, I will... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-21-2006, 09:26 AM	#82
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Christmas eve oyster stew dinner and gifting at my parents house. With Mom gone my sister decided to do it at her place and invite her in-laws... whatever. I'm better at letting go of stuff than I used to be but I wonder if it'll bum Dad out not to have one lively evening at his house this year. Maybe we can take him out on a piss... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-22-2006, 02:12 PM	#88
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Huh? What's this about? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-21-2006, 01:35 AM	#78
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	Does anyone NOT want colognes or perfumes as a gift? ::::looks at the post above and wishes for a bleeding heart emoticon::::

12-21-2006, 08:47 AM	#81
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	lol umm so what is the tradition Griff? * Is curious*

12-22-2006, 02:13 PM	#89
Phil Hoodoo Guru Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 304	dont want any more bad news. dont want to be in the UK. dont want to do the whole family - duty stuff.

12-22-2006, 02:14 PM	#90
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Are you about to give us some really bad news? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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