I'll Bet None Of You Fuckers... - Page 6

lumberjim · 10-10-2007, 10:38 PM

I'lllll bet none of you fuckers witnessed a tazing today.

ZenGum · 10-10-2007, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

I bet none of you fuckers have left over wax in places where there shouldnt be little bits of wax...that stick when you stand up and sit down.

You are getting ready for your big weekend, aren't you?

As Seinfeld observed ... I'll never understand women. These are people who will apply hot wax to their bikini area, rip that hair out by the roots ... and then be afraid of a spider ...

DucksNuts · 10-10-2007, 11:37 PM

I aint afraid of no spider.

Flint · 10-10-2007, 11:38 PM

Hey, at least you don't have a spider crawling out of your ass crack anymore.

Clodfobble · 10-10-2007, 11:41 PM

I killed a massive fucking spider about a month ago. And when the flyswatter smacked it, there was a little grey poof and a hundred tiny baby spiders went flying in all directions. I had to hunt all of them down too.

DucksNuts · 10-10-2007, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Hey, at least you don't have a spider crawling out of your ass crack anymore.

You saw that pic?

ZenGum · 10-10-2007, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

I aint afraid of no spider.

Ah Dinnunt think yah would be, Ducks.
Jus mekkin tha comment in general.

(Dont know what accent this is supposed to be. Meh.)

lumberjim · 10-10-2007, 11:53 PM

scotch, ya wee gummerel.

Ibby · 10-11-2007, 02:23 AM

Aye an' a bit of Mackeral settler rack and ruin
ran it doon by the haim, 'ma place
well I slapped me and I slapped it doon in the side
and I cried, cried, cried.

The fear a fallen down taken never back the raize and then Craig Marion,
get out wi' ye Claymore out mi pocket a' ran doon, doon the middin stain
picking the fiery horde that was fallen around ma feet.
Never he cried, never shall it ye get me alive
ye rotten hound of the burnie crew. Well I snatched fer the blade O my
Claymore cut and thrust and I fell doon before him round his feet.

Aye! A roar he cried frae the bottom of his heart that I would nay fall
but as dead, dead as 'a can be by his feet; de ya ken?

...and the wind cried Mary.

queequeger · 10-11-2007, 11:51 AM

I bet none of you fuckers got married last week.

Cicero · 10-11-2007, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by queequeger

I bet none of you fuckers got married last week.

Congratulations!!!!

DanaC · 10-11-2007, 12:01 PM

Congrats Queequeger!!!

barefoot serpent · 10-11-2007, 12:15 PM

I bet none of you fuckers spent your honeymoon on The Cellar.

non-fuckers, that is...

Sundae · 10-11-2007, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I bet none of you fuckers are going to feel like you've been mugged tomorrow because you went to Water Workout for the first time today.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx

Was it fun?

It was the best fun I've had since I moved here - apart from in the Cellar of course. AND I don't hurt today.

Cicero · 10-11-2007, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by barefoot serpent

I bet none of you fuckers spent your honeymoon on The Cellar.

non-fuckers, that is...

You are kidding...........

10-10-2007, 10:38 PM	#76
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I'lllll bet none of you fuckers witnessed a tazing today. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-10-2007, 11:38 PM	#79
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Hey, at least you don't have a spider crawling out of your ass crack anymore. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-10-2007, 11:53 PM	#83
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	scotch, ya wee gummerel. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-11-2007, 02:23 AM	#84
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Aye an' a bit of Mackeral settler rack and ruin ran it doon by the haim, 'ma place well I slapped me and I slapped it doon in the side and I cried, cried, cried. The fear a fallen down taken never back the raize and then Craig Marion, get out wi' ye Claymore out mi pocket a' ran doon, doon the middin stain picking the fiery horde that was fallen around ma feet. Never he cried, never shall it ye get me alive ye rotten hound of the burnie crew. Well I snatched fer the blade O my Claymore cut and thrust and I fell doon before him round his feet. Aye! A roar he cried frae the bottom of his heart that I would nay fall but as dead, dead as 'a can be by his feet; de ya ken? ...and the wind cried Mary. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

10-11-2007, 11:51 AM	#85
queequeger Hypercharismatic Telepathical Knight Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The armpit of the Universe... Augusta, GA Posts: 365	I bet none of you fuckers got married last week. __________________ Hoocha, hoocha, hoocha... lobster.

10-10-2007, 11:37 PM	#78
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I aint afraid of no spider.

10-10-2007, 11:41 PM	#80
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I killed a massive fucking spider about a month ago. And when the flyswatter smacked it, there was a little grey poof and a hundred tiny baby spiders went flying in all directions. I had to hunt all of them down too.

10-11-2007, 12:01 PM	#87
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Congrats Queequeger!!!

10-11-2007, 12:15 PM	#88
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	I bet none of you fuckers spent your honeymoon on The Cellar. non-fuckers, that is... __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

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