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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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#902 |
Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
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They should have let him keep it - it was Free Comic Day.
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#903 |
~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
Join Date: Apr 2006
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Cops shoot baby deer 7 times!
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Beware of potatoes
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Upstate NY, USA
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And they let politicians run free!
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has a second hand user title
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: in a Nut House
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Tase me Bro! Tase me!
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#906 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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They should make those cops requalify, it shouldn't have taken more than two shots, max.
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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Dirty Politics in Philly
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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Reminded me of this episode of Friends:
[Scene: Madison Square Garden, Duncan's dressing room. Phoebe is fixing her hair and Duncan enters.] PHOEBE: So um, so what's up, you came to see me yesterday. DUNCAN: Oh, yeah, um, alright, I kinda need a divorce. PHOEBE: Ohh. . .K. How come? DUNCAN: Umm, actually, I'm getting married again. PHOEBE: What? DUNCAN: Oh God, I don't know how to tell you this. I'm straight. PHOEBE: Huuh. DUNCAN: Yeah, I know, I. PHOEBE: I, I don't, I don't understand, how can you be straight? I mean, you're, you're so smart and funny and you throw such great Academy Award parties. DUNCAN: I know, that's what I kept telling myself but you just reach a point where you can't live a lie anymore. PHOEBE: So how long have you known? DUNCAN: Well I guess on some level I always knew I was straight. I though I was supposed to be something else, you know, I'm an ice dancer, all my friends are gay, I was just tryin' to fit in. PHOEBE: And um, and there's actually a, a woman? DUNCAN: Her name's Debra. PHOEBE: Oh. Well is she, is she the first that you've been with? DUNCAN: Well, I've never told you this but, there were one or two times, back in college, when I'd get really drunk, go to a straight bar and wake up with a woman next to me. But I, I, I told myself it was the liquor and e-everyone experiments in college. PHOEBE: Sure. DUNCAN: But now I know I don't have a choice about this, I was born this way. PHOEBE: I, I don't know what to say. I mean, you know, you're married to someone for six years and you think you know him and then one day says, 'Oh, I'm not gay.' DUNCAN: I'm, I'm still me. PHOEBE: Why couldn't you have just figured this out six years ago?
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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From da Beeb:
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#910 |
Resident Denizen
Join Date: May 2010
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LOL damned if you do, damned if you don't, I guess? I find it very funny that they are more worried about aliens obtaining their secrets, than they actually are that their leader might be in need of some medication to help him from seeing little green men....
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#913 |
barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 23,401
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seeing or being - lately even I'm amazed at the things I'm seeing, and trust me I had a very "enhanced" youth.
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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#915 |
Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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This youth you had, what was he enhanced with?
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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