10-22-2005, 10:15 AM | #901 |
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What did I tell you about taking that Percocet before eating burritos?
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10-22-2005, 06:26 PM | #902 |
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Squirrels eat nuts, people. Nothing to see here, move on.
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10-24-2005, 02:02 PM | #903 |
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A Scale Model Of San Francisco In Jell-O
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10-24-2005, 02:22 PM | #904 |
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Brilliant.
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10-24-2005, 02:53 PM | #905 |
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[shakes table]"Loooook! An earthquake!!!"
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10-24-2005, 03:06 PM | #906 |
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Why has it never occurred to me to make a scale model of a famous city in jell-o?
Who ever did this was thinking, people, thinking .
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10-24-2005, 03:40 PM | #907 |
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Yeah, they were thinking, "Man, am I BORED! Sitting here in the house, nothing but Jell-O to eat cause I don't have a job, b-o-r-e-d." Idle hands and all that.
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10-28-2005, 07:04 PM | #908 |
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10-31-2005, 04:21 PM | #910 |
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10-31-2005, 04:24 PM | #911 |
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DATERAPE
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10-31-2005, 05:03 PM | #912 |
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Re: pumpkin regatta
I've been there. Not the regatta, but to Tualitin. I have a sweatshirt from the Tualitin wineries.
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11-04-2005, 06:45 PM | #914 |
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11-05-2005, 04:09 PM | #915 |
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out driving the other day, and this dick in a truck pulled out in front of me!
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