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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Where is squirrel?
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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06-30-2011, 07:48 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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That moose on a wire was an IOTD once...
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06-30-2011, 07:58 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Like a moose on a wire
like a drunk in a midnight choir I have tried in my way to be free
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06-30-2011, 09:32 PM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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That picture is what brought me to the cellar. There I was, innocently googling "Horny moose" jokes, and what did I find? Madness.
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07-03-2011, 05:39 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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I think Johnny Cash could've done a fine job voicing a moose.
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07-03-2011, 05:43 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Mom&Popdigr went to Nashville recently and Popdigr snapped this pic. He said the dog was on top of the car when they first pulled into the parking lot, but had gotten down onto the trunk by the time he could snap the pic.
Weird. 
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07-05-2011, 02:37 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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Seen tooling down the road in North Central Illinois on the 4th of July, 2011.
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07-05-2011, 07:23 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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"Hard 2 Kill"---Yeah, no shit!!!
I like how everybody's taking a picture, nobody's doing a damn thing to help the guy! 
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07-05-2011, 08:06 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Oh!! Please don't bi--ya know what? Fukkit, bite me, baby.
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07-07-2011, 12:49 PM
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07-07-2011, 02:11 PM
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I was thinking a 3-D rendition of the Satori Screensaver from the Flying Toasters Collection.
Hey, whatever happened to the flying toasters, anyway. I'm okay with life without the dancing baby, but I really liked the flying toasters ...
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07-08-2011, 12:43 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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07-08-2011, 12:46 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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Or Mini mini mini me me me ... kind of like a soccer chant or something?
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