The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 622

infinite monkey · 07-22-2011, 11:29 AM

ME TOO! I'm all about Daffy and always have been. I got into a big argument on the elementary school bus about how DAffy is WAY better than Donald Duck. Donald was such an unlikeable pudwhacker. I LOVE Daffy!

Oh, and i crack my friends up whenever I see a yellow car (or a tattoo) with Tweety Bird on it. I have a yellow bug, and it has been implied I should do the Tweety thing. I fucking HATE that fucking bird. What a little phony little baby shithead. I'd like to stomp his face in. I dream of the day Tweety is a bloody corpse while Sylvester stands by licking his chops in revelry.

It's really just one of the bits I do for a laugh. I've never liked Tweety, but as my satirical comments often go way over peoples heads here in the Cellar (OMG, the HORRORS), I have to say if Tweety were real I swear I wouldn't wish such horrible things to happen to the little twat.

eta: and my car's color is called mellow yellow and is not that bright ass tweety looking yellow anyway.

limey · 07-22-2011, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

... the Tweety thing. I fucking HATE that fucking bird. What a little phony little baby shithead. I'd like to stomp his face in. I dream of the day Tweety is a bloody corpse while Sylvester stands by licking his chops in revelry.

I'm with you there!

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

It's really just one of the bits I do for a laugh. I've never liked Tweety, but as my satirical comments often go way over peoples heads here in the Cellar (OMG, the HORRORS), I have to say if Tweety were real I swear I wouldn't wish such horrible things to happen to the little twat...

Oops!

infinite monkey · 07-22-2011, 12:23 PM

Hahahahhaa! OK, I MIGHT really wish those things on Tweety if Tweety were real.

I'm just trying for 'kinder gentler' murderous crazed old woman.

limey · 07-22-2011, 12:41 PM

Actually this

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Tweety is a bloody corpse while Sylvester stands by licking his chops in revelry

happens in my house every day except for "Tweety" read "wild bird" and for "Sylvester" read "Jasper" (or "Maurice").
So I'm toughened by my domestic experiences ...

John · 07-22-2011, 03:18 PM

WTF image time: A spider, molting.

infinite monkey · 07-22-2011, 03:21 PM

omg John I hate you.

I don't really hate you, but big arachnophobe here.

glatt · 07-22-2011, 04:32 PM

You mean when I see an old dead dried up spider, it's just the shell of the smaller spider and there is actually a much bigger live spider somewhere nearby?

Lola Bunny · 07-22-2011, 05:23 PM

That's surely scary!

wolf · 07-22-2011, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

This picture was in the paper this morning. Dude was trying to capture a jaguar terrorizing an Indian village. Makes me glad the worst we have around here is bunnies.

Leopard, not jaguar. Unless it escaped from a zoo. Jaguars are found in Central and South America, as well as in wealthier neighborhoods in England and the United States. But that particular variety tends not to have spots if they're cared for properly.

Oh, and then there's this one ...

"But Mr Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine months."

"Oh yes, well as soon as I heard I went straight round to see them, yesterday afternoon. You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them, had you? I mean, like actually telling anybody or anything."

"But the plans were on display ..."

"On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them."

"That's the display department."

"With a flashlight."

"Ah, well the lights had probably gone."

"So had the stairs."

"But look, you found the notice didn't you?"

"Yes," said Arthur, "yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'."

Crimson Ghost · 07-23-2011, 12:34 AM

Was the leopard deaf?

ZenGum · 07-23-2011, 03:31 AM

And why did Warner Brothers hate cats so much?

Happy Monkey · 07-23-2011, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by John

WTF image time: A spider, molting.

Reminds me of this one of mine:

Any True Blood fans out there?

Gravdigr · 07-24-2011, 04:29 AM

...Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage, innit?

Gravdigr · 07-24-2011, 04:55 AM

Supposedly from one of the TV studios...

GunMaster357 · 07-24-2011, 08:30 AM

So the anchor can still say:

"I'm going to take a dump in the johns. I'd like a chick to go down on me and wipe my crack"

07-23-2011, 12:34 AM	#9325
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07-23-2011, 03:31 AM	#9326
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	And why did Warner Brothers hate cats so much? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-24-2011, 04:29 AM	#9328
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	...Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage, innit? Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-24-2011, 04:55 AM	#9329
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Supposedly from one of the TV studios... Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-24-2011, 08:30 AM	#9330
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	So the anchor can still say: "I'm going to take a dump in the johns. I'd like a chick to go down on me and wipe my crack" __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

07-22-2011, 11:29 AM	#9316
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	ME TOO! I'm all about Daffy and always have been. I got into a big argument on the elementary school bus about how DAffy is WAY better than Donald Duck. Donald was such an unlikeable pudwhacker. I LOVE Daffy! Oh, and i crack my friends up whenever I see a yellow car (or a tattoo) with Tweety Bird on it. I have a yellow bug, and it has been implied I should do the Tweety thing. I fucking HATE that fucking bird. What a little phony little baby shithead. I'd like to stomp his face in. I dream of the day Tweety is a bloody corpse while Sylvester stands by licking his chops in revelry. It's really just one of the bits I do for a laugh. I've never liked Tweety, but as my satirical comments often go way over peoples heads here in the Cellar (OMG, the HORRORS), I have to say if Tweety were real I swear I wouldn't wish such horrible things to happen to the little twat. eta: and my car's color is called mellow yellow and is not that bright ass tweety looking yellow anyway.

07-22-2011, 12:23 PM	#9318
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Hahahahhaa! OK, I MIGHT really wish those things on Tweety if Tweety were real. I'm just trying for 'kinder gentler' murderous crazed old woman.

07-22-2011, 03:18 PM	#9320
John Operations Operative Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 562	WTF image time: A spider, molting.

07-22-2011, 03:21 PM	#9321
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	omg John I hate you. I don't really hate you, but big arachnophobe here.

07-22-2011, 04:32 PM	#9322
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	You mean when I see an old dead dried up spider, it's just the shell of the smaller spider and there is actually a much bigger live spider somewhere nearby?

07-22-2011, 05:23 PM	#9323
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	That's surely scary!

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