07-24-2011, 09:27 AM | #9331 |
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No, "go down on" is banned. Sheesh, they gave you a list.
"I'm going to take a dump in the johns. I'd like a chick to Much more family friendly.
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07-24-2011, 10:23 AM | #9332 |
To shreds, you say?
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From Patton OSwalt's "Werewolves and Lollipops" Clean Filth
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07-24-2011, 07:47 PM | #9334 | ||
Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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07-25-2011, 04:54 AM | #9335 |
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Look at ze bonez!!
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07-25-2011, 06:52 AM | #9336 | ||
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(ahem) I guess she got a wild hare.
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07-25-2011, 09:19 AM | #9337 |
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Night of the Lepus!
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07-25-2011, 09:34 AM | #9338 | |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
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07-25-2011, 07:10 PM | #9339 |
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Sprinkles. I love eating sprinkles.
Have you met Sprinkles?
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07-25-2011, 09:35 PM | #9340 |
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I could do that. I could totally do that. I sense a DIY project, for a different thread, of course.
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07-26-2011, 07:29 AM | #9341 |
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Heh, oughta be fairly easy:
Step 1. Lick her aaallllllll over, reeeeaaaaaallllllllll good; Step 2. Roll her in sprinkles.
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07-26-2011, 01:51 PM | #9342 |
To shreds, you say?
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lissen honey, the crazy photoshop blue eyes and the covered in sprinkles thing ain't hiding the fact that you got Jimmy Durante's nose. And, no you can't eat crackers in bed, those sprinkles are bad enough.
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07-26-2011, 05:36 PM | #9343 |
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Nose? that's just *more* sprinkles man.
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07-27-2011, 03:38 PM | #9344 |
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Haaaa.... careful there.
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07-27-2011, 05:47 PM | #9345 |
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right. wouldn't want to chip a tooth or something.
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