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08-08-2011, 09:09 PM
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08-08-2011, 09:14 PM
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LOL.
Sorry Rachelle. Here, have a smile--  or.... maybe you're just sending the wrong smile. Try this one-- 
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08-08-2011, 09:55 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
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08-08-2011, 10:02 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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It's ONE dozen, because "a item" as in "a dozen" is incorrect. It would be "an item" and an is short for one.
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08-09-2011, 07:54 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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What if you have 15 items plus one tiny item? Can't you just sneak that in? Why be so rigid?
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08-09-2011, 07:59 AM
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the big Cheese
Join Date: Jul 2011
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I once got yelled at for NOT being in the 15 items or less line... there was a queue at that check-out so I took my few meager items to a regular check out with no line at all and a little old lady came up behind me and yelled at me that I should be in the other line.
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08-09-2011, 08:36 AM
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I've figured out who you are but I'll never tell. Your secret is safe with me, gynch. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go see a man about a dog...
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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08-09-2011, 08:43 AM
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the big Cheese
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08-09-2011, 09:07 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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08-09-2011, 09:47 AM
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Nearly done.
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I had 13 items and the check-out operator wouldn't serve me in a 10-or-less queue. I asked her just to take the first ten items, whichever ten she liked, and someone else could put the other three back. I've never seen someone so confused in my life and, of course, I got all 13.
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08-09-2011, 09:59 AM
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the big Cheese
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08-09-2011, 02:13 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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In my store, if the express line is empty they will call you over from where you're standing in the regular line to check you out. Except then of course halfway through the checkout process, someone with 3 items will get in line behind me and give me violently dirty looks for using the express lane when I clearly don't belong there. I want to turn and sheepishly tell them that the checker told me to come over, but I'm always afraid that will just make it worse...
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