05-01-2020, 02:56 PM | #931 |
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I wonder if anyone has sneezed while wearing their mask, had it stretch the elastic out, and then snap back into their face?
Popdigr chews tobacco, and said he almost spit the other day without moving his mask...
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05-01-2020, 04:30 PM | #932 |
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that sounds like the kind of thing you do only once.
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05-01-2020, 06:56 PM | #933 |
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But...... why is he going anywhere he needs a mask? He must be like a bajillion given how ancient you are.....
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05-01-2020, 09:31 PM | #934 |
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He's old, he has to make his daily trip to the post office or he'll explode.
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05-01-2020, 11:57 PM | #935 |
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I have sixty-two fucking tabs open in Chrome on my phone.
WTF.
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05-02-2020, 12:51 AM | #936 |
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Are they all fucking tabs? Or is at least one teh Cellllar?
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05-02-2020, 12:52 AM | #937 |
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(that post was cellar-bait
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05-04-2020, 08:38 AM | #938 |
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Four dead in O-hi-o...
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Quote:
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Why do we wonder about the state of the world when two prominent leaders have names synonymous with farting, and one with male genitalia?
The Flatulent Penis would be an interesting pub name.....
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05-10-2020, 08:21 PM | #941 |
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Maybe UT jilted J and ran off with HQ!
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05-11-2020, 05:19 PM | #942 |
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I'm tired of everything.
And tired.
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05-12-2020, 12:47 AM | #943 |
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Quantum Cellarics: Parallel Dwellardoms. 111 is resurrecting Drax threads. No good will come of it
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05-12-2020, 07:54 AM | #944 |
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Pete and I were both running on fumes yesterday.
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05-12-2020, 03:48 PM | #945 |
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I don't want to go for a run
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