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Person who doesn't update the user title
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#977 |
Glutton for Gluttony
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Tampa, FL
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Love it.
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#978 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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That one went to the principal.
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#979 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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No wonder they fuck with you when ever they can.
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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At the end of the school year after the kids have finished all their exams etc and they're basically sitting around doing shit all and nothing all day, I'm one of the parents who do not require my kids to go to school, so I have to send in an email anyway.
I got a bit bored just sending in "Aden wont be at school today for a medical reason" so started sending in stupid reasons such as, Aden wont be at normal school today because he is going to clown school, or Aden will be busy being my slave today, or Aden can't come to school today because he's way to cool etc. Mainly because they all know the 'medical reason' is bullshit in the last week of school. So anyway, when I went to get their uniforms, the lady in the office asked me if I was the one who responds to the absentee emails for the boys. I said yes, and she started laughing and saying how my emails had had the whole office in giggles wondering what the excuse would be tomorrow. I was glad to have lightened their days. I think we all forget that most people are just people with a sense of humour, and most people appreciate it when you appeal to that side.
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#981 |
trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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OK, so tonight there's been two different explosions in our general vicinity. One, a car blew up, and the other was a gas explosion (apparently) at some units about 10kms away.
Watching the kids on fb speculating is funny, so I'm entertaining myself by making stupid statuses and comments. Mostly about bogans. Cause that's pretty much all there is in either Beenleigh (unit) or Jacobs Well (car) which is where I live. lol Maybe I should just go to bed and stop drinking.
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#982 |
trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Or maybe stop drinking then go to bed?
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#983 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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So Lil' Griff tells Benny to sit, Benny looks at me, I nod, and Benny sits.
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#984 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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A good dog'll do that.
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#985 |
Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
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I'm envious.
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#986 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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So, I tell Slick to [do anything], Slick looks at me, I say it again, and Slick does nothing.
I, too, am envious.
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#987 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods
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I don't know what it was, but something on the TV in the other room
just made me realize that in 1952 I graduated from Excelsior High School in Norwalk, California in a class of more than 500. My God. 60 years ! ![]() |
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#988 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Human life is very long. I thought I had lived a lifetime by the time I graduated from college at 22, and now that I'm almost 46, I feel like I've lived another lifetime since graduation. I can't imagine what the next 30-40 years will be like.
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#989 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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I'll tell you, glatt, it's like going to sleep watching TV, then waking up 40 years later and being able to recall a couple of shows that were on... or were they commercials?
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
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