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I'm happier for the pig than I am for the other party.
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09-13-2015, 07:39 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Damn hypocrite heathens...
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09-18-2015, 11:06 AM
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The future is unwritten
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Good advice...
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09-18-2015, 03:03 PM
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Know that's right.
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10-28-2015, 03:31 PM
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Even squrls like bacon...
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10-28-2015, 07:06 PM
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The future is unwritten
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What, you never saw a squirrel pig out before?
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11-09-2015, 03:31 PM
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Fact:
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11-09-2015, 03:40 PM
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Fuck. Ing. Want.
Instead of an alarm, it cooks bacon! 
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11-09-2015, 03:44 PM
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I think this line's mostly filler.
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Wood doesn't seem to me to be the ideal material for a toaster oven.
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11-09-2015, 03:58 PM
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I went there, too.
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11-10-2015, 12:20 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Nevermind leaving bacon, even pre-cooked bacon, out at room temperature all night.
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11-10-2015, 05:05 PM
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I would imagine that if it gets hot enough to cook bacon, it'll kill all the little uglies that snuck in overnight.
Plus, when the alarm clock catches fire, all the cooties will evacuate.
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11-10-2015, 05:06 PM
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Wait. Bacon is cured, is it not? You could leave it hanging out on the porch like a country ham, and it should be ok. Shouldn't it?
Just cut off the green part.
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11-10-2015, 05:33 PM
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Encroaching on your decrees
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