The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 670

Sheldonrs · 03-30-2012, 09:11 PM

Usually it's the cucumber going in.

Dagney · 03-30-2012, 10:22 PM

Yet another reason to never swim in the ocean. Holy crow!

Sundae · 03-31-2012, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Rhianne

Someone at the last place I worked could do that. And did. Regularly.

Hide during the daytime up the arse of another species?
Hmmmm.
As a metaphor I think I get it.

richlevy · 03-31-2012, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

Hide during the daytime up the arse of another species?
Hmmmm.
As a metaphor I think I get it.

Sort of like Tea Party Republicans

Time to get your own party guys.

Griff · 03-31-2012, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhianne

Someone at the last place I worked could do that. And did. Regularly.

From now on, I will use the term pearl fish to describe this work place behavior. Thank you, that is perfect.

Undertoad · 03-31-2012, 11:04 AM

"pearl fishing" is a good term for female masturbation

Undertoad · 03-31-2012, 11:05 AM

or whatever

ZenGum · 03-31-2012, 07:20 PM

I'm still freaked out by this.

Could it be some kind of symbiotic relation, where the sea cucumber also gets some kind of benefit?

Or does the kinky lil' devil just like it?

Gravdigr · 04-01-2012, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Could it be some kind of symbiotic relation, where the sea cucumber also gets some kind of benefit?

Or does the kinky lil' devil just like it?

Sea cucumbers must be Japanese.

TheMercenary · 04-01-2012, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

What in the fuck is going on at the Warren County (KY) Jail? Are they beating motherfuckers cross-eyed down there or what? Are the majority criminals COCK!-eyed? What gives? The Warren County Correctional Institute for Cock-Eyed Optimism? Did somebody give all these fellows the crook-eye? Is it something in the water?

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Scriveyn · 04-02-2012, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Sea cucumbers must be Japanese.

Think Chinese turducken: Steamed stuffed sea cucumber recipe (for minced meat alternatively use pearl fish

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glatt · 04-02-2012, 03:20 PM

I'm on vacation in London with the family right now. Not sure how this will post from the phone. But it's a WTF for sure. Look at the decorations in this super expensive London condo I saw in the window of a real estate office in one of the neighborhoods.
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Gravdigr · 04-02-2012, 04:29 PM

"Share of Freehold"? Is that like a timeshare?

£2.35 mil, for a timeshare?

BTW: Why do they have that picture of Tina Fey?

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wolf · 04-02-2012, 04:49 PM

That's my London digs. Endangered species antlers and Sarah Palin. Works perfectly for my decor. I don't like that light fixture, though.

Gravdigr · 04-02-2012, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

...Endangered species antlers...

Moose are only endangered in Alabama, and Cuba.

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ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I'm still freaked out by this. Could it be some kind of symbiotic relation, where the sea cucumber also gets some kind of benefit? Or does the kinky lil' devil just like it? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	"pearl fishing" is a good term for female masturbation

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Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	or whatever

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glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I'm on vacation in London with the family right now. Not sure how this will post from the phone. But it's a WTF for sure. Look at the decorations in this super expensive London condo I saw in the window of a real estate office in one of the neighborhoods.

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