05-03-2012, 12:15 PM | #10126 |
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Every time I see someone like that, I think of this scene from Pulp Fiction:
Lance: Hey, whattya think about Trudi? She ain't got a boyfriend. You wanna hang out, get high? Vincent: Which one's Trudi? The one with all the shit in her face? Lance: No, that's Jody. That's my wife.
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05-03-2012, 12:16 PM | #10127 |
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hahahhaaaa! Me too!
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05-03-2012, 05:40 PM | #10128 |
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Yeah, prolly not a good idea to piss off the guy you buy your heroin from...
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05-03-2012, 06:24 PM | #10129 | |
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Prank caller! Prank caller!
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05-03-2012, 06:24 PM | #10130 |
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I'd never seen this before, made me say WTF?
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05-04-2012, 07:29 AM | #10131 |
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I try to be open minded and tolerant but someone needs to tell me why or how someone could be obsessed with mutilating their face (body) or I just wanted to be able to stick out my tongue without opening my mouth.
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05-04-2012, 08:29 AM | #10132 |
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Lance: You're going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart. But she's got, uh, breastplate...
[taps Mia's chest] Lance: So you gotta pierce through that. So what you have to do is, you have to bring the needle down in a stabbing motion. [demonstrates stabbing motion: stab stab stab] Vincent: I-I gotta stab her three times? Lance: No, you don't gotta fucking stab her three times! You gotta stab her once... I think it's time for yet another rewatch. Funny funny lines. |
05-04-2012, 12:13 PM | #10133 |
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Can someone please explain to me how these guys got their gigantic fucking testicles in those coveralls?
Also, the letters stenciled under the pilot's window (eserotto, or eseretto), is that his name, or something else? Google Translate comes up with zilch.
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05-04-2012, 12:26 PM | #10134 |
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I'm sure they are wondering why they agreed to sit on those wheels in the first place. They knowingly sat on those wheels, but once the ride began, they had no choice but to hold on for dear life. The real question, is if they choose to do it again.
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05-04-2012, 12:34 PM | #10136 |
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05-04-2012, 12:35 PM | #10137 |
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I'm impulsive and crazy, yes, I know.
But if I were in that situation would I do that? Hell yes! Scared as hell? Hell yes! I don't want to sit in my rocking chair lamenting a lot of lost opportunities. LIVE LIFE OR DIE TRYING. That'd make a great flag for somebody. |
05-04-2012, 12:38 PM | #10138 |
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Them ain't piss ants...them's pissed off ants.
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Where the heck did the falling bear picture go? It was fairly recent.
Well, I just read that bear wandered back towards civilization and was hit and killed by a car. |
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