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Old 06-16-2012, 04:38 PM   #10261
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[Samuel L] I have had it with these motherfuckin snakes in this motherfuckin fountain! [/Samuel L]

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Old 06-18-2012, 11:03 AM   #10262
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Didn't think it was real it read like the Enquirer, and no one "registers children" so I assumed it was foreign it is however WTf
Uh, we do in Britain ...
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Old 06-18-2012, 08:48 PM   #10263
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Really, how do you attach the plate?
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Old 06-19-2012, 06:21 AM   #10264
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The registration number is "tattooed on the back of the neck".
(a gold star will be awarded for quote recognition)
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Old 06-19-2012, 09:14 AM   #10265
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No gold star for me, if I heard those words I'd run like hell.
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Old 06-19-2012, 01:12 PM   #10266
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The registration number is "tattooed on the back of the neck".
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Oh, Lord, we beseech thee, tell us 'hoo croaked Leicestershire ... or however you lot spell something that doesn't sound at all like that.
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Old 06-19-2012, 03:30 PM   #10267
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Bang on spelling.

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Old 06-19-2012, 04:31 PM   #10268
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The registration number is "tattooed on the back of the neck".
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are we talking about kids or concentration camps here?
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Old 06-19-2012, 06:36 PM   #10269
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That is one awesome idea.
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Old 06-19-2012, 06:41 PM   #10270
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Oh, Lord, we beseech thee, tell us 'hoo croaked Leicestershire ... or however you lot spell something that doesn't sound at all like that.
I'm sorry, we're all out of gold stars. Would you like some , or some ?
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Old 06-19-2012, 06:59 PM   #10271
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Old 06-22-2012, 02:25 PM   #10272
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Hey, look, it's a merm---waitaminute...

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Old 06-22-2012, 02:51 PM   #10273
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i dont get it
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Old 06-22-2012, 02:52 PM   #10274
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He's too sexy for his tail. Duh.
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Old 06-22-2012, 06:07 PM   #10275
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i dont get it
really?

what's the name of the half fish half human? mermaid, right? gravdigr saw the tail and the human and thought Hey! it's a Mermaid...

then neverminded when he saw the beard, indicating a merman.

I'm just guessing.
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