The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 686

Rhianne · 06-22-2012, 06:12 PM

Merman is right, there are loads of merman tales (tails?). There's even a beer brewed not too far from here called that.

Rhianne · 06-22-2012, 06:15 PM

Caley Merman

wolf · 06-23-2012, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by limey

I'm sorry, we're all out of gold stars. Would you like some

, or some

?

I'd go for the

but I presume that either the van broke down or the cat's eaten it or it's entirely too runny.

wolf · 06-23-2012, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhianne

Merman is right, there are loads of merman tales (tails?). There's even a beer brewed not too far from here called that.

Gravdigr · 06-23-2012, 06:23 PM

Merman/Murman...

Gravdigr · 06-23-2012, 06:31 PM

I almost put this in "Idiot of the Day", cause this kid's parents are idiots.

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Ya know, if there was a snake that big anywhere near me, I'd be holding on to mine, too!

DanaC · 06-23-2012, 06:43 PM

As long as the snake is well fed it shouldnt be a problem

limey · 06-23-2012, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

I'd go for the

but I presume that either the van broke down or the cat's eaten it or it's entirely too runny.

Yup

Sent by thought transference

infinite monkey · 06-24-2012, 07:26 AM

Lmao @ the Airplane clip!

As to the well fed snake, that's a big 'if' Dana.

(Actually a big 'as long as')

infinite monkey · 06-24-2012, 07:34 AM

I pause to wonder what determines a mermaid or a merman, seeing how they have no lower sexy parts? DNA? Facial hair? A jaunty hat and a pipe?

I will also take a moment to be offended as to why it isn't mer'woman'. I never let my customers call me barmaid, 'cause I wasn't their maid, unless they started calling the guys barbutler. Merperson?

DanaC · 06-24-2012, 07:56 AM

Maid = unmarried young woman.

The reason we also use 'maid' as a job title, and the reason jobs like 'milk maid' and so on came about, was because young unmarried women did those jobs.

Undertoad · 06-24-2012, 08:56 AM

IM you fucking insensitive cunt, bringing gender into this!! Why can't you leave it alone?? A mermaid is female because she defines herself and wants to be called that!!

DanaC · 06-24-2012, 09:00 AM

Just to add to that last point: house maids in particular were always unmarried young women. When they got married, they were no longer maids in either sense of the word :p

So, the phrase 'house maid' is actually equivalent to 'house girl'. She's the household's 'girl' in the same way an apprentice is a 'boy'.

Lamplighter · 06-24-2012, 09:44 AM

Even before we were married, my wife told me she was not my maid.

She has confirmed this many, many times since we were married.

footfootfoot · 06-24-2012, 11:37 AM

IM is not a fucking insensitive cunt if she defines herself as a fucking insensitive prick, you cock

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06-23-2012, 06:31 PM	#10281
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I almost put this in "Idiot of the Day", cause this kid's parents are idiots. Ya know, if there was a snake that big anywhere near me, I'd be holding on to mine, too! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	Merman is right, there are loads of merman tales (tails?). There's even a beer brewed not too far from here called that.

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infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Lmao @ the Airplane clip! As to the well fed snake, that's a big 'if' Dana. (Actually a big 'as long as')

06-24-2012, 07:34 AM	#10285
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I pause to wonder what determines a mermaid or a merman, seeing how they have no lower sexy parts? DNA? Facial hair? A jaunty hat and a pipe? I will also take a moment to be offended as to why it isn't mer'woman'. I never let my customers call me barmaid, 'cause I wasn't their maid, unless they started calling the guys barbutler. Merperson?

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Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	IM you fucking insensitive cunt, bringing gender into this!! Why can't you leave it alone?? A mermaid is female because she defines herself and wants to be called that!!

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Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Even before we were married, my wife told me she was not my maid. She has confirmed this many, many times since we were married.

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