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#1021 |
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Yeah, there are a bunch of good comments. I love that.
Welcome JamesB, too! |
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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#1023 |
Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
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The pen-is mightier than the sword.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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#1024 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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Not without the batteries though.
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#1025 |
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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I hope this doesn't reformat. I got an email in my spam account that came out looking like this:
We at Careerbuilder definitely know how hard it is to find= a decent job. Our team of submit ion technicians analyze thousand of jo= bs to deliver you the best promotional opportunities. Our business partn= ers ABC Business International have ranked high in our statistics and we= are promoting their Job Opportunity directly to you for your notice: = = Description Operations C= lerk/Online Office Sales = Salary: $2,000/month (plus 5% for every completed order) = Job duties: = • Plan,direct, coordinate= the customers; = • Receive/send payments; = • Keep accurate records of al= l company's transactions. = • Manage the company's online business bank= ing. Requirements = Qualifications requirements: = • Str= ong communications skills( to be able to communicate with customers, inv= estors, partners, management); = • Solid analytical and problem solving s= kills; • = Strong planning and organizational skills to balance and prior= itize work; &b= ull; Good computer skills; = Please send your resume and cover letter at hr@abc-inter.com = to be considered for this position. = If you have any questions or need assistance, please contact = Client Support Specialist at 800-891-8880. = Thank you, = CareerBuilder Promotional Team = This is not a spam. If you have questions regarding this ema= il please contact customer support at = 800-891-8880. = It did reformat a little but the &bull parts cracked me up. Must be an HTML thing? Anyway, I got enough bull here. My next job will be in a NO BULL (OR BULLY) facility. ![]() |
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#1026 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
Posts: 27,717
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I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss that. It sounds totally legit.
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#1027 |
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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I never know when you're employing sarcasm.
![]() Yeah, isn't Careerbuilder legit? I'm pretty sure they are. Certainly if things happen that I expect to happen I can keep resources like that, and monster jobs, in mind. But I can't do sales. I am the worst. The very worst. |
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#1028 |
Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
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Hey, Red Bull has a heck of a promotions budget, you know.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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#1029 |
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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HA!
Actually, I should have made it clear: I made the &Bulls red. Red bull...snickers. |
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#1030 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
Posts: 27,717
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Sorry! I was being totally sarcastic. Looks like computer generated spam to me.
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#1031 |
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Technology has totally passed me buy.
I was a relatively early adopter of home computer/interwebz, for these parts, and without having the computer knowledge. I started with Windows 3.1 and knew how to use the dos prompt to get where I needed. I can barely read websites anymore. I still haven't figured out my damn wireless crap (and I told them to just hook the freaking cable up I didn't need wireless) even though I've printed 9000 pages on what I should do. I know I should call but calling tech support is a giant anxiety trigger for me. I have been helped a lot by many techies but I also get the ones who talk to you like you're the dumbest person on earth. Which makes me a deer in the headlights unable to speak (like what happened with HR last week.) Just a tangent. I used to think myself fairly computer savvy. No more. |
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#1032 |
Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
Posts: 31,423
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I got the same careerbuilder spam! But it was correctly formatted.
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#1033 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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My culture from my jacked-up eye came back today. It was not MRSA, which is great because that shit suuuuuuuucked.
It WAS E. Coli though...WTF?! |
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#1034 |
To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
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hand washing
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#1035 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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I'm good about hand-washing. Best as I can figure, I had a cold that turned into a sinus infection, then was going in and out of hospitals last week as part of the new gig.
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