05-23-2006, 03:48 AM | #1021 |
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Yes, a bird in the hand is worth two if by sea!
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05-23-2006, 07:48 AM | #1022 |
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yes, right handy.
did you beat that poor bird??!!
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05-23-2006, 01:00 PM | #1023 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Yes, 'til it spit.
Is it time to go home yet?
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05-23-2006, 02:05 PM | #1024 |
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Not in my part of the world. But, they say it's always 5 o'clock somewhere, right?
Are you having a bad day?
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05-23-2006, 05:34 PM | #1025 |
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NO! @#$% OFF!
did you just feel that?
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05-23-2006, 06:25 PM | #1026 |
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Nope.
Do you want to risk losing a limb by trying again?
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05-23-2006, 06:42 PM | #1027 |
LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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NO
Is you is , or is you ain't ?
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05-23-2006, 07:10 PM | #1028 |
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I says Isis's sis is.
I don't know what that means. Do you check the toilet paper when you wipe to make sure you're done?
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05-23-2006, 07:25 PM | #1029 |
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yes, theres a weird ad on tv now about toilet paper and people that scrunch and people that fold. who the 2345 scrunches?? (i couldnt be bothered pressing the "shift" key for the censoring)
are you a scruncher??
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05-23-2006, 07:36 PM | #1030 |
Back and ready to tart up the place
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No.
Do you use the good toilet paper ?
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05-23-2006, 10:10 PM | #1031 | ||
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Quote:
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05-24-2006, 08:12 AM | #1032 |
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Yes.
Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?
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05-24-2006, 09:30 AM | #1033 |
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no *never knew THAT was what the bedpost was for* *blushes*
do you wear a helmet during sex?
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05-24-2006, 11:24 AM | #1034 |
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"Wear" the "helmet"? Hell, I *am* the helmet.
Can you pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time?
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05-24-2006, 11:38 AM | #1035 |
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Yes.
Will you (BigV) show me video of you being the helmet?
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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