Things you absolutly DON'T want for Christmas - Page 7

BigV · 12-22-2006, 03:19 PM

I'm sorry.

glatt · 12-22-2006, 03:29 PM

Don't worry about it.

Are you OK?

Phil · 12-22-2006, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

Are you about to give us some really bad news?

absolutely not! theres enough to contend with as things are. have a cool yule. ;-)

footfootfoot · 12-22-2006, 05:36 PM

what's all y'all's position on 22 day old ricotta filling, vis-a-vis christmas gifts?

warch · 12-22-2006, 05:57 PM

for the posh nosh tip:
Pipe it on and around freshly scrubbed and buffed beets, creating a festive cheese bearded santa. present on a bed of white chocolate dipped pretzel rod skis.

This, I do not want.

Undertoad · 12-22-2006, 06:04 PM

lumberjim · 12-22-2006, 06:27 PM

i don't want this fucking cold that's coming on!

wolf · 12-22-2006, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

Do they still have Hickory Farms stores? That's so 1982. I remember those gift boxes with the different flavors of processed "cheese" wedges wrapped in foil.

No more stores, although there was one in the mall near my house up through the mid-80s. The kiosks appear every November in the middle of the malls, though, with the exact same cheese and beef stick assortments that they've sold forever. I often believe that they were all manufactured at the same time, and stored in a warehouse and released in small batches once a year. The kiosks disappear without a trace over Christmas Day, like the curio shops in short stories which sell monkey's paws and tarnished lamps which beg to be shined and wonders of all kinds all of which come with a price, rather than just for one.

wolf · 12-22-2006, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

In Alaska there are tchotchkes made out of moose poops year round in every single gift shop.

I have the swizzle sticks and the earrings. The earrings, however, are clipons, and I now need pierced ones.

Griff · 12-22-2006, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV

I'm sorry.

It isn't drama coming from you V. blessings man.

lumberjim · 12-22-2006, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

No more stores, although there was one in the mall near my house up through the mid-80s. The kiosks appear every November in the middle of the malls, though, with the exact same cheese and beef stick assortments that they've sold forever. I often believe that they were all manufactured at the same time, and stored in a warehouse and released in small batches once a year. The kiosks disappear without a trace over Christmas Day, like the curio shops in short stories which sell monkey's paws and tarnished lamps which beg to be shined and wonders of all kinds all of which come with a price, rather than just for one.

there's one in the exton mall. want me to send you anything?

wolf · 12-23-2006, 02:16 AM

I think I'm good. The Giant carries the beef logs year round, if I really feel in need of one. Thanks for the offer, though.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-23-2006, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

The kiosks appear every November in the middle of the malls, though,

I read the township gets $5,000 for a permit to put up a kiosk in Granite Run Mall.

Q baby · 12-27-2006, 09:30 PM

Do NOT want: engagement ring. nope.

JayMcGee · 12-27-2006, 09:45 PM

ok. Seems reasonable, q-here.

*looks round for another ring to q-for...*

12-22-2006, 03:19 PM	#91
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I'm sorry. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-22-2006, 05:36 PM	#94
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	what's all y'all's position on 22 day old ricotta filling, vis-a-vis christmas gifts? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-22-2006, 06:27 PM	#97
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i don't want this fucking cold that's coming on! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-23-2006, 02:16 AM	#102
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I think I'm good. The Giant carries the beef logs year round, if I really feel in need of one. Thanks for the offer, though. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-27-2006, 09:45 PM	#105
JayMcGee Cardigan-wearing man Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Much Binding In The Marsh Posts: 1,082	ok. Seems reasonable, q-here. looks round for another ring to q-for... __________________ I like wearing cardigans...... my current favourite is an orange cable-knit with real leatherette buttons.

12-22-2006, 03:29 PM	#92
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Don't worry about it. Are you OK?

12-22-2006, 05:57 PM	#95
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	for the posh nosh tip: Pipe it on and around freshly scrubbed and buffed beets, creating a festive cheese bearded santa. present on a bed of white chocolate dipped pretzel rod skis. This, I do not want.

12-22-2006, 06:04 PM	#96
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423

12-27-2006, 09:30 PM	#104
Q baby I'll just put the tip in Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NC Posts: 39	Do NOT want: engagement ring. nope.

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