I'll Bet None Of You Fuckers... - Page 7

thealphajerk · 10-19-2007, 05:23 AM

i bet none of you fuckers made a sculpture out of cheese and have it melt on you in the sun and get gnawed by curious goats before the art agent even got to see it.

alright i made it all up but it was fun doing it.

i bet none of you fuckers is looking at a can thats nailed to the ceiling

DucksNuts · 10-19-2007, 05:54 AM

Why is there a can on your ceiling?

Oh and HEY!! fellow victorian....Woofuckinhooo!!

thealphajerk · 10-19-2007, 06:02 AM

yes! what part are you from?

umm, i don't know...
for fun i guess
i nailed it there on a beam when i moved in

DucksNuts · 10-19-2007, 06:06 AM

North East for me

sikcboy · 10-31-2007, 02:29 PM

i bet none of you fuckers saw a sheep dying by the side of a track in the middle of nowhere, watched his friends try to put it out of its misery by first twisting its head round 360 to break its neck (unssuccesfully) then by sliting its throat (unssucsesfully) it just breathed thru its open throat, then watched as they dragged the poor creature into the freezing river to drown it, finally put out thier ciggerete out got up took the knife walked into the river and slit the beastie from arse hole to air hole and scooped its innereds into the river, whereupon it died immideately (almost) and was out of its missery,
I BET NONE OF YOU FUCKERS DID THAT TODAY!

Shawnee123 · 10-31-2007, 02:48 PM

Uh, yes I did.

binky · 11-19-2007, 07:30 PM

I bet (hope) none of you fuckers is forcing your sullen middle schooler to do a big FUCKIN homework assignment during fuckin Thanksgiving break

binky · 11-19-2007, 07:31 PM

btw saying fuck that many times is really cathartic, I need to do that more often

SteveDallas · 11-19-2007, 07:33 PM

Been there, done that, bought the earplugs. (Honest, I understand the appeal of teaching elementary school, and I could even imagine myself teaching high school or college. But I swear, I'd commit homicide if I had to put up with the middle school age group for any length of time.)

binky · 11-19-2007, 07:36 PM

I know what you mean, I work at my first grader's school, and my middle schooler says "Hey Mom come work at my school" shudder not just no but Hell No!!

10-31-2007, 02:29 PM	#95
sikcboy infectious waste case Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: mooon base alpha 5 Posts: 52	i bet none of you fuckers saw a sheep dying by the side of a track in the middle of nowhere, watched his friends try to put it out of its misery by first twisting its head round 360 to break its neck (unssuccesfully) then by sliting its throat (unssucsesfully) it just breathed thru its open throat, then watched as they dragged the poor creature into the freezing river to drown it, finally put out thier ciggerete out got up took the knife walked into the river and slit the beastie from arse hole to air hole and scooped its innereds into the river, whereupon it died immideately (almost) and was out of its missery, I BET NONE OF YOU FUCKERS DID THAT TODAY! __________________ do drugs fck every one up, or is it just that fcked up people take too many drugs?

11-19-2007, 07:30 PM	#97
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	I bet (hope) none of you fuckers is forcing your sullen middle schooler to do a big FUCKIN homework assignment during fuckin Thanksgiving break __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

11-19-2007, 07:31 PM	#98
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	btw saying fuck that many times is really cathartic, I need to do that more often __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

11-19-2007, 07:36 PM	#100
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	I know what you mean, I work at my first grader's school, and my middle schooler says "Hey Mom come work at my school" shudder not just no but Hell No!! __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

10-19-2007, 05:23 AM	#91
thealphajerk Super Intendent Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: mount evelyn, vic, aus. Posts: 240	i bet none of you fuckers made a sculpture out of cheese and have it melt on you in the sun and get gnawed by curious goats before the art agent even got to see it. alright i made it all up but it was fun doing it. i bet none of you fuckers is looking at a can thats nailed to the ceiling

10-19-2007, 05:54 AM	#92
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Why is there a can on your ceiling? Oh and HEY!! fellow victorian....Woofuckinhooo!!

10-19-2007, 06:02 AM	#93
thealphajerk Super Intendent Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: mount evelyn, vic, aus. Posts: 240	yes! what part are you from? umm, i don't know... for fun i guess i nailed it there on a beam when i moved in

10-19-2007, 06:06 AM	#94
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	North East for me

10-31-2007, 02:48 PM	#96
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Uh, yes I did.

11-19-2007, 07:33 PM	#99
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Been there, done that, bought the earplugs. (Honest, I understand the appeal of teaching elementary school, and I could even imagine myself teaching high school or college. But I swear, I'd commit homicide if I had to put up with the middle school age group for any length of time.)

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