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Gravdigr · 11-24-2014, 01:15 AM

"I Hope You Die" by John Wing

Woke up this morning, and you were gone
Found a note, it said "so long"
You said this love would last our lives
I hope your face breaks out in hives

I hope you die a painful death
I hope you choke on your next breath
You screwed me up, you done me wrong
I hope you die before too long

I hope you have a heart attack
I hope your breasts get really slack
You were my girl but now you're not
I hope you die, I hope you rot

Cus I don't wanna be your friend
I only want your life to end
You're back in town, someone else's gal
I hope you drown in the love canal

I hope you die a painful death
I hope you choke on your next breath
You screwed me up, you done me wrong
I hope you die before too long

I hope you die before i end this song
I hope you die, i really really hope you die
die die die die
eat shit and die.

monster · 11-24-2014, 12:19 PM

that's a little harsh for the general tone of this thread doncha think?

I hope you get a papercut on your knob right next to your peepee hole next time you jerk off over a prono mag

yes, you.

oh and I hope your sock elastic fails when you are wearing loose boots..

lumberjim · 11-24-2014, 01:17 PM

I hope you get butt hurt over someone telling you that you're doing it wrong again.

lumberjim · 11-24-2014, 01:18 PM

just you

not kidding

lumberjim · 11-24-2014, 01:18 PM

just kidding

Gravdigr · 11-24-2014, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

that's a little harsh for the general tone of this thread doncha think?

Apparently not.

monster · 11-24-2014, 05:53 PM

I missed the

sorry Apparently somebody hoped I'd fuck everything up today. But at least this one didn't really hurt anyone/thing.

I hope your fruitcake has a crunchy bit that shouldn't be there

lumberjim · 11-24-2014, 07:05 PM

I hope you run out of gas on a bridge

monster · 11-24-2014, 07:11 PM

(((unrelated to the OP but it goes on, I just burned the potroast

)))

lumberjim · 11-24-2014, 07:14 PM

I hope your meat loafs

I hope you get a hole in your sock

I hope there are shells in your eggs

not me

someone else

orthodoc · 11-24-2014, 08:07 PM

I hope your boss removes your favorite laptop

so you have to resubscribe to all your porn sites

orthodoc · 11-24-2014, 08:12 PM

I hope you try to post here and your technology repeatedly fails right after you've written a thoughtful reply to another post.

lumberjim · 11-24-2014, 08:19 PM

I hope you can't think of anything to say

monster · 11-24-2014, 09:23 PM

I hope you're not 100% sure you turned the oven off

Pamela · 11-24-2014, 10:10 PM

I hope the fleas of a thousand camels infest your pubic hair.

Just getting into the spirit of things.

11-24-2014, 01:15 AM	#91
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	"I Hope You Die" by John Wing Woke up this morning, and you were gone Found a note, it said "so long" You said this love would last our lives I hope your face breaks out in hives I hope you die a painful death I hope you choke on your next breath You screwed me up, you done me wrong I hope you die before too long I hope you have a heart attack I hope your breasts get really slack You were my girl but now you're not I hope you die, I hope you rot Cus I don't wanna be your friend I only want your life to end You're back in town, someone else's gal I hope you drown in the love canal I hope you die a painful death I hope you choke on your next breath You screwed me up, you done me wrong I hope you die before too long I hope you die before i end this song I hope you die, i really really hope you die die die die die eat shit and die. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-24-2014, 12:19 PM	#92
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	that's a little harsh for the general tone of this thread doncha think? I hope you get a papercut on your knob right next to your peepee hole next time you jerk off over a prono mag yes, you. oh and I hope your sock elastic fails when you are wearing loose boots.. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-24-2014, 01:17 PM	#93
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I hope you get butt hurt over someone telling you that you're doing it wrong again. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-24-2014, 01:18 PM	#94
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	just you not kidding __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-24-2014, 01:18 PM	#95
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	just kidding __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-24-2014, 05:53 PM	#97
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I missed the sorry Apparently somebody hoped I'd fuck everything up today. But at least this one didn't really hurt anyone/thing. I hope your fruitcake has a crunchy bit that shouldn't be there __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-24-2014, 07:05 PM	#98
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I hope you run out of gas on a bridge __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-24-2014, 07:11 PM	#99
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	(((unrelated to the OP but it goes on, I just burned the potroast ))) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-24-2014, 07:14 PM	#100
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I hope your meat loafs I hope you get a hole in your sock I hope there are shells in your eggs not me someone else __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-24-2014, 08:07 PM	#101
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	I hope your boss removes your favorite laptop so you have to resubscribe to all your porn sites __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

11-24-2014, 08:12 PM	#102
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	I hope you try to post here and your technology repeatedly fails right after you've written a thoughtful reply to another post. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

11-24-2014, 08:19 PM	#103
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I hope you can't think of anything to say __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-24-2014, 09:23 PM	#104
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I hope you're not 100% sure you turned the oven off __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-24-2014, 10:10 PM	#105
Pamela Deplorable Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 767	I hope the fleas of a thousand camels infest your pubic hair. Just getting into the spirit of things.

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