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Gravdigr · 05-12-2016, 05:16 PM

42 Creepy AF Things Kids Said To Their Parents

#29.

monster · 05-27-2016, 04:47 PM

So I was standing in line at the grocery store with the weirdest of my kids and at one particularly weird moment I said "Son, you are doing me a frighten". Without a breath, he said "Bork! Bork! Bork!" I didn't show him that one. No doubting his parentage.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-27-2016, 05:15 PM

Never questioned his, it's yours that makes me ponder. Which planet? Which dimension?

Gravdigr · 05-28-2016, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

"Bork! Bork! Bork!"

monster · 06-12-2016, 12:20 AM

Thor has been on facebook for about 18 months now. But this may be his first real post:

Really annoyed about the linguistically insensitive "nose blind" term in Febreeze commercials. The correct terms go as follows.
Hyposmia [high-POSE-mee-ah] is a reduced ability to detect odors.
Anosmia [ah-NOSE-mee-ah] is the complete inability to detect odors. In rare cases, someone may be born without a sense of smell, a condition called congenital anosmia.
Parosmia [pahr-OZE-mee-ah] is a change in the normal perception of odors, such as when the smell of something familiar is distorted, or when something that normally smells pleasant now smells foul.
Phantosmia [fan-TOES-mee-ah] is the sensation of an odor that isn’t there.
Get some English, Febreeze

He is 14

monster · 06-12-2016, 12:22 AM

There are tears coming out of my eyes. I refuse to say whether they are from laughter or overly-emotional-maternal-pride, but my cheeks are hurting

xoxoxoBruce · 06-12-2016, 12:36 AM

Holy shit, he doesn't talk like that for real does he? That would get him some strange looks methinks.

Bulletin: This just in from our foreign desks. Proctor & Gamble stock has tumbled on the foreign exchanges, and rumor has it the markets not open for the week yet, are being flooded with put orders.

Clodfobble · 06-12-2016, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Holy shit, he doesn't talk like that for real does he? That would get him some strange looks methinks.

Smart irony is prized above all other skills in the Millennial landscape. He'll be their king.

monster · 06-12-2016, 08:35 AM

Yes, he does talk like that.

infinite monkey · 06-12-2016, 11:17 AM

Having dined with this family fairly recently I can attest that he does talk like that. He's smart and funny and a great kid to talk to!

xoxoxoBruce · 06-12-2016, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Yes, he does talk like that.

No wonder Banana Lady loves to visit.

monster · 06-12-2016, 07:37 PM

She never hears him talk because she hands over a stack of Beano comics as she walks through the door and we don't see him again

xoxoxoBruce · 06-12-2016, 07:41 PM

Ha, ha, ha, Banana Lady is on the ball.

footfootfoot · 06-13-2016, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Thor has been on facebook for about 18 months now. But this may be his first real post:

Really annoyed about the linguistically insensitive "nose blind" term in Febreeze commercials. The correct terms go as follows.
Hyposmia [high-POSE-mee-ah] is a reduced ability to detect odors.
Anosmia [ah-NOSE-mee-ah] is the complete inability to detect odors. In rare cases, someone may be born without a sense of smell, a condition called congenital anosmia.
Parosmia [pahr-OZE-mee-ah] is a change in the normal perception of odors, such as when the smell of something familiar is distorted, or when something that normally smells pleasant now smells foul.
Phantosmia [fan-TOES-mee-ah] is the sensation of an odor that isn’t there.
Get some English, Febreeze

He is 14

What is an exceptional sense of smell? hyperosmia?

monster · 06-13-2016, 09:50 PM

unfortunate, when you live around here....

05-12-2016, 05:16 PM	#1036
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05-27-2016, 04:47 PM	#1037
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	So I was standing in line at the grocery store with the weirdest of my kids and at one particularly weird moment I said "Son, you are doing me a frighten". Without a breath, he said "Bork! Bork! Bork!" I didn't show him that one. No doubting his parentage. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-27-2016, 05:15 PM	#1038
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Never questioned his, it's yours that makes me ponder. Which planet? Which dimension? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-12-2016, 12:20 AM	#1040
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Thor has been on facebook for about 18 months now. But this may be his first real post: Really annoyed about the linguistically insensitive "nose blind" term in Febreeze commercials. The correct terms go as follows. Hyposmia [high-POSE-mee-ah] is a reduced ability to detect odors. Anosmia [ah-NOSE-mee-ah] is the complete inability to detect odors. In rare cases, someone may be born without a sense of smell, a condition called congenital anosmia. Parosmia [pahr-OZE-mee-ah] is a change in the normal perception of odors, such as when the smell of something familiar is distorted, or when something that normally smells pleasant now smells foul. Phantosmia [fan-TOES-mee-ah] is the sensation of an odor that isn’t there. Get some English, Febreeze He is 14 __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-12-2016, 12:22 AM	#1041
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	There are tears coming out of my eyes. I refuse to say whether they are from laughter or overly-emotional-maternal-pride, but my cheeks are hurting __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-12-2016, 12:36 AM	#1042
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Holy shit, he doesn't talk like that for real does he? That would get him some strange looks methinks. Bulletin: This just in from our foreign desks. Proctor & Gamble stock has tumbled on the foreign exchanges, and rumor has it the markets not open for the week yet, are being flooded with put orders. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-12-2016, 08:35 AM	#1044
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Yes, he does talk like that. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-12-2016, 11:17 AM	#1045
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Having dined with this family fairly recently I can attest that he does talk like that. He's smart and funny and a great kid to talk to!

06-12-2016, 07:37 PM	#1047
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	She never hears him talk because she hands over a stack of Beano comics as she walks through the door and we don't see him again __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-12-2016, 07:41 PM	#1048
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Ha, ha, ha, Banana Lady is on the ball. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-13-2016, 09:50 PM	#1050
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	unfortunate, when you live around here.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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