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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Yeah, one of them made a similar crack to me too. I think I'd rather shit in peace.
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#1052 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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#1053 |
What do you want? A cookie?
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Wichita Kansas
Posts: 162
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someone once said to me why be a slut when you can be a whore and get paid for it
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#1054 |
Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
Posts: 5,148
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Hey Jim...I made you a salad at work today..It's a great mexican dish you should try.
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#1055 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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I'm lolling out loud over here
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#1056 | |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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#1057 |
~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 6,828
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very clever cic
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#1058 |
We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 25,964
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Hahahaha. Cic that's fuckin fantastic! It is, it's bloody brilliant.
I also lolled out loud. |
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#1059 |
Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
Posts: 5,148
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It's been named- santa fe dos huevos caliente...
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#1060 |
What do you want? A cookie?
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Wichita Kansas
Posts: 162
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packing and moving is the worst thing eve invented by anyone...
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#1061 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
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I was walking out of the front room.
Nothing special - Dad was in there. I think I turned to say something about the cats. Closed the door behind me. Not slammed. Not dramatic - he had the fire on rather than the central heating - something I suggested to bring down their energy costs. Somehow - BANG! Got my finger caught between the door and the jamb. And not bruise central either - it pierced my skin. Bled through a kitchen towel (paper towel) then a plaster. After I cooked dinner I saw I was leaking through another plaster. Below is the result of taking it off. I only decided it was post-worthy when I started sticking to the mouse. It's nasty, but shallow. And I am a bleeder. The light is dim in here (another energy saving move). I'll take another pic tomorrw. More flap less blood. Grossed out yet? The first was under normal light, the second under desk light. I licked it to try to show the full effect. Last edited by Sundae; 01-19-2009 at 03:09 PM. |
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#1062 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
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You're a regular weapon of self-destruction, aren't you?
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#1063 |
Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
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Ouchies!
We are sorry about ur finger.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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#1064 |
Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
Posts: 5,148
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AAh...For Jinx. And everyone else who likes the foxes that have an account on myspace:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoID=47721102
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#1065 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
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Monster - I don't know how I manage to damage so much of myself. Mum says it's because I'm big and I go racing around everywhere. She forgets that I've always done it. And racing around is good, isn't it?
Cic - awwwwwwwwwwww. Too cute. |
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