Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 72

infinite monkey · 08-04-2016, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Minifob and -fobette are playing Twister, except the spinner is kind of broken so Minifobette is just calling out whatever move amuses her the most.

Minifobette: "Right hand, red."
Minifob: "What? Oh my god!"
Minifobette: (absolutely deadpan) "Don't complain. This is your life now."

footfootfoot · 08-05-2016, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

... someone had time traveled and met his or her future self, and that had created a "weather chaos" paradox...

Doctor Who much?

Send her resume to Moffat and Gatiss

Clodfobble · 08-30-2016, 07:50 PM

On Minifob's recent math quiz, the problem presented two children named Allyson and Justin who had each solved a problem a different way (one being obviously wrong.) He was asked to explain which child was correct, and why. His answer:

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Allyson ACTUALLY used feet! I agree because she used an ACTUAL measurement unlike Justin McJusty, he isn't very clear on his measurements. You tell the exact measurement you want. You use a standard measurement: feet! You are good at measuring and know what is a universal measurement that everyone understands.

I told him name-calling wasn't a convincing argument. He disagreed, and pointed out the fact that he got partial credit.

Griff · 08-31-2016, 07:01 AM

I'm with Mini on this one.

Beest · 08-31-2016, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

He disagreed, and pointed out the fact that he got partial credit.

I see the error, Justin McJustyface would have got full credit.

footfootfoot · 08-31-2016, 01:35 PM

Common core = rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-31-2016, 03:10 PM

Test answer to be proud of...

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* His last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* At the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* Liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* Marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* Exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
* Wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
*No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

footfootfoot · 09-08-2016, 06:17 PM

The inch, 12, to his sister whose feet are too close to him: "MM, move your feet."

The MM: "They're MY feet."

Clodfobble · 10-18-2016, 07:20 PM

At the kids' school they have this deeply-embedded curriculum on the traits of a good citizen/human. They spend part of every day talking about being tolerant, inquisitive, reflective, knowledgeable, caring, etc.

Minifobette spent a considerable amount of time today struggling with how a mirror could possibly be objectively self-aware and consider its own role in a situation (i.e., be reflective.)

lumberjim · 10-20-2016, 01:48 AM

Reverse abstract empathy

footfootfoot · 11-17-2016, 08:56 PM

The Millimeter's ACME game is strong. I saw these on the bathroom floor the other day, they are little wagons from her Playmobil castle.

Clodfobble · 11-18-2016, 10:15 AM

Super glue?

footfootfoot · 11-18-2016, 11:00 AM

No, masking tape folded over on itself.

footfootfoot · 05-03-2017, 11:53 AM

The mm is at it again. I'm sure she is being sarcastic but there is a mix of her being proud of her ghastly toenails, and the hope that she's hit on a legit money making idea.

She's got a wicked dry sense of humor and has already bested me in intelligence. Still, she is a bit nutty.

Me: OMG You need to trim your toenails.
MM: *trims nails - calls me over to see* I think I can sell these on eBay.

Gravdigr · 05-03-2017, 01:33 PM

She probably can. Sadly enough.

08-31-2016, 07:01 AM	#1069
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I'm with Mini on this one. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-31-2016, 01:35 PM	#1071
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Common core = rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-31-2016, 03:10 PM	#1072
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Test answer to be proud of... Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * His last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * At the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * Liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * Marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * Exams Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become? * Wet Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping? * No problem, he sleeps at night. Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has one hand. Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have? * Very large hands Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? No time at all, the wall is already built. Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-08-2016, 06:17 PM	#1073
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	The inch, 12, to his sister whose feet are too close to him: "MM, move your feet." The MM: "They're MY feet." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-18-2016, 07:20 PM	#1074
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	At the kids' school they have this deeply-embedded curriculum on the traits of a good citizen/human. They spend part of every day talking about being tolerant, inquisitive, reflective, knowledgeable, caring, etc. Minifobette spent a considerable amount of time today struggling with how a mirror could possibly be objectively self-aware and consider its own role in a situation (i.e., be reflective.) __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-20-2016, 01:48 AM	#1075
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Reverse abstract empathy __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-17-2016, 08:56 PM	#1076
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	The Millimeter's ACME game is strong. I saw these on the bathroom floor the other day, they are little wagons from her Playmobil castle. Attached Images __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-18-2016, 10:15 AM	#1077
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Super glue? __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

11-18-2016, 11:00 AM	#1078
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	No, masking tape folded over on itself. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-03-2017, 11:53 AM	#1079
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	The mm is at it again. I'm sure she is being sarcastic but there is a mix of her being proud of her ghastly toenails, and the hope that she's hit on a legit money making idea. She's got a wicked dry sense of humor and has already bested me in intelligence. Still, she is a bit nutty. Me: OMG You need to trim your toenails. MM: trims nails - calls me over to see I think I can sell these on eBay. Attached Images __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-03-2017, 01:33 PM	#1080
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	She probably can. Sadly enough. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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