10-19-2013, 05:53 PM | #10906 |
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Well, I was gonna wear a cape and Bozo hair...
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10-20-2013, 10:36 AM | #10907 |
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10-20-2013, 02:45 PM | #10908 |
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Wearing the cape and bozo hair or stealing the signs?
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10-20-2013, 03:06 PM | #10909 |
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Alright, alright...What if I just put on the cape and Bozo hair, and run around their yard like I'm flying?
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10-20-2013, 03:06 PM | #10910 |
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At 4 am...
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10-27-2013, 03:21 PM | #10911 |
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Well, you people are no fun.
Here, look at Steven Tyler, ugliest old woman ever.
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10-27-2013, 05:37 PM | #10912 |
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That looks like my mother
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10-28-2013, 06:49 PM | #10913 |
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I'm so sorry.
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10-28-2013, 07:34 PM | #10914 |
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People say I get my looks from her
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10-29-2013, 05:52 PM | #10915 |
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HolywhattheIdon'teven?!?!
Jack Daniel's Single Barrel Select - by the barrel. $10000/barrel = ~240 bottles, saves you something like $2500 vs by the bottle. There are a few perks, too, at the link. Watch the vid.
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11-01-2013, 04:21 PM | #10916 |
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You are welcome, ladies...
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At least try the Single Barrel Select sometime...It's much better than reglar ol' Jack. I can also heartily recommend Jack Daniel's American Forest, if you can find any, I'm not sure they still make it.
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11-07-2013, 04:11 PM | #10919 |
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Wtf is 'Islamic Home Financing', and how is it different from 'Home Financing'?
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It won't carry interest charges. That would count as usury.
Really interesting wiki article about it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_banking
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