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I hear them call the tide
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At work today, received a text from Thunderboy, lost and hence late for orientation for his new term time job (lifeguard at u of m).... "Fucking shitting fuck nuggets, I can't find the fucking building". No doubt about his family tree then.... :Lol:
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#1127 |
still says videotape
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I hear them call the tide
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It's that he's chronically late and still took the time to type that which amuses me the most. I think. Although it would have been better to just fucking call me for help....
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#1129 |
I hear them call the tide
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21yo son decided to teach 18yo son to cook chicken sauce w pasta tonight. Bless.
Fortunately my mouth was empty when I overheard this gem: "You know the correct term for cooked pasta? Al dente? yeah, ok... ...you just don't want it to be like ...you know... floppy dick"
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#1130 |
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BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
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#1131 |
The Un-Tuckian
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Lol!!
Well, who likes floppy dick?! ![]()
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#1132 |
I hear them call the tide
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well if it's an 8" I guess there's potential....
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#1133 |
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noodly?
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#1134 |
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Not me. I replaced mine with a CD ROM drive.
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