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Old 02-15-2015, 11:35 AM   #11431
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Just sent by phone from Sundae in the last couple of minutes.
She's in Birmingham (no, not the one in Alabama) returning to Yorkshire after a couple of days at her parents.
There's a rest stop and change of coaches at Brum, so having a few minutes to spare, she thought that this might amuse and asked me to post it.
She didn't eat there, BTW.
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Old 02-15-2015, 11:48 AM   #11432
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I would like a mother clucker burger, please, with cheddar.
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Old 02-15-2015, 01:25 PM   #11433
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I'm pretty hungry...Let me have one of them double mothercluckers.
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Old 02-15-2015, 10:37 PM   #11434
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Hand me my work shirt, it's the one with Bad Mother Clucker on it.
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I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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Old 02-16-2015, 08:40 AM   #11435
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Hand me my work shirt, it's the one with Bad Mother Clucker on it.
for the win!
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Old 02-16-2015, 08:44 AM   #11436
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This...

Attachment 50326

...but, texting is illegal.
"They've got SCMODS"
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Old 02-24-2015, 12:54 AM   #11437
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This can't be real... can it... no, no way...
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Old 02-24-2015, 12:52 PM   #11438
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This can't be real... can it... no, no way...
Nah. They used 'your' properly.
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Old 02-24-2015, 01:08 PM   #11439
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Also, Copperplate Gothic has never been used for a marquee.




And marquee fonts are almost always All Caps, but never Small Caps where the first letter is a larger capital letter.
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Old 02-24-2015, 03:41 PM   #11440
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How hard can it be to make an appropriate font for these sites that let you invent marquees?

Maybe not that hard.
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Old 02-24-2015, 10:51 PM   #11441
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Old 03-03-2015, 12:54 PM   #11442
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I saw this story and pic, and literally said "What the fuck?!" out loud.

Name:  Incredible_photo_shows_a_weasel_on_a_woodpeckersmall.jpg
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Name:  Incredible_photo_shows_a_weasel_on_a_woodpecker_2.JPG
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It's a weasel. On a woodpecker!

Look at the pics, then read the story.




ETA: Why this is on YahooFinance, via Business Insider, is beyond me.
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Old 03-03-2015, 05:58 PM   #11443
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Dang.

Bruce beat me by like, uh, -- let'sseenowcarrytheelevenplusdaylightsavingtimetimespurpleminusaardvark--, well a lot.
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Old 03-10-2015, 04:10 PM   #11444
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Wait, whut?

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"Honey, the doc said so."
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Old 03-10-2015, 04:23 PM   #11445
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